Received this from my uncle yesterday . . . got a big kick out of it, hope you do, too.

2015 Security System
I've disconnected my home alarm system and resigned from the Neighborhood Watch.
I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner and the black flag
of ISIS in the center.
The local Police, FBI, and CIA are all watching the house 24/7.
I've never felt safer -- and I'm saving $49.95 a month.

Someday I hope to be the person my dogs think I am . . .
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
Someone once said "a nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves."
Shiloh Sharps . . . there is no substitute.
NRA Endowment Member