WHY PARENTS DRINK



The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick.

So he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
"Hello"


'Is your daddy home?' '


Small voice whispered, 'Yes, but he's out in the garden '


May I talk with him?'

The child whispered,
' No '

So the boss asked,
'Well, is your Mommy there?'
'Yes - she's out in the garden too.'

The boss then asked;
'May I talk with her?'
Again the reply -

' No '


Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked,
'Is anybody else there?'

' Yes' whispered the child, 'a policeman.'


Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked,
'May I speak with the policeman?'


'No, he's busy.' whispered the child.



'Busy doing what?'


' Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the police dog men.'


Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background, the boss asked, 'What's that noise?'


' It's a helicopter.' answered the whispering voice.



'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.


'The search team just landed a helicopter. '


'A search team?' said the boss.
'What are they searching for?'


Still whispering, the young voice replied with



A muffled giggle.... 'ME'

Oh Cross that was Damn funny!

Describes my second granddaughter to a tee.

yeppers good stuff


and how many of us with kids have prayed with all our might that our child be safe.....so we could whup the azz offa them once we found out they were ok?

I'll be back,

...with this one in a couple of years.

we could damn sure use a little more levity.

GTC

Best one I've heard in a long time!

Got that right Sir and I seem to have run out of fresh material.

can see this happening with my grands..

yep heard it before but always brings a laugh. Those of us with kids can almost see it happening.

Got a chuckle there, thanks.

Hope you're old enough to remember...that's Andy Griffith quality. Good clean humor never gets old.

Thanks

I thought this was a post about long forgotten cigarettes. Wondered what it had to say about them.

Respects,
Richard