This is what will continue to bring defeat to the Democrats.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-saying-tomahawk-missiles-offensive.html

I'm way beyond caring what democraps are offended by.

BS. Near every day the media tells me what is trending or the recent rage. Within minutes of finishing breakfast I head out into society and do not hear a single mention of those issues.

Then change it to Axe Missles....loggers won't be offended and since loggers actually work it's a better description anyway.

Win Win....

Exactly. Three injuns complained now its a "trend"...........


Casey

not me. i want to know everything that offends them so i can work it into my everyday life.

How 'bout hatchet-face-bitch missles?

We have Hellfire missiles. Are we offending the Devil??

This. Nor do I visit insane asylums to take surveys about what might offend the inmates.

Satan worshipers, perhaps.

Wow, tomahawks offensive huh.

Guess I need to stop flailing my willy at the wife and saying, "Here comes the happy redskin..."

Just get er' DONE, fer cryin' out loud.

The things shoulda' been named Whoopass, right from the get go.
....and they DO come in cans.
....course, the Noble Redmen MAY object to the root word Whoop,...having patent on it's use in war......

"Rebel Yell" would offend another fountain of discriminatory but hurt angst,...Chicago, New Yawk, Atlanta, etc.

"Ragghead Smasher" would start riots in Dearborn.

...... I KNOW,....let's call it the REDNECK !

....everybody affected laughs, and goes back to work.

GTC

well, i think i should be offended too. Didn't the vikings use hand axes?

1. Apache Long Bow (double whammy, offend the injuns and the limeys.
2. MGM51 Shillelagh missile, offend the Micks
3. AGM-45 Maverick, offend horses and cowboys
4.UGM-72 Poseidon ICBM, offend the gods

Oh the humanity...

.....ALL of this is offending me,....Coffee break's over, BACK ON YOUR HEADS !

GTC

one of the few jokes i remember!

You guys will love this.

In Alaska we're celebrating our 150 year purchase of Alaska--called the Sesquicentennial.

As teacher's, we're told to specifically to call it The Alaska Sesquicentennial Remembrance or just the Sesquicentennial, because calling it a Sesquicentennial Celebration or memorial is offensive.

'Bout died when she said calling it a celebration or a memorial is offensive, and almost broke-out laughing.

Wish I had a pic of a big bull taking a cshit

Offensive to ebonic speaking Americans.
Axe me anything about ebonics.

How about trans-gendered social justice lesbian queef missiles, if we're really trying to offend.

Rename them:

Tax-Free Cigarette missile
Native American Bingo missile
Indian Casino missile

Guarantee they won't have a problem

Hand axes have been used by soldiers as far back as we can trace human history. Still in use throughout the world, the "tomahawk" design has been used by American forces dating to before the Revolution. A month or so ago I was browsing the USMC exchange at MCAS Yuma, they had no fewer than 4 different models for sale. Werent cheap, either. Here's a little article:

Tomahawk





Tomahawks originated in North America among the Iroquoian and Algonquian Indians who used them as tools, weapons, and ceremonial pieces. The word comes from a transliteration of the Algonquin word for “to strike down.” The first tomahawks were made with wooden shafts and heads of bone, rock, or wood. Europeans introduced the metal blade and traded the tomahawks with the Indians, who became very adept at using them in battle and came to greatly prize them. The poll of the tomahawk’s head–the side opposite the blade–consisted of a hammer, spike, or even a pipe. These pipe tomahawks, which were made with a bowl on the poll and a hollowed out shaft, were created by European and American artisans for trade and as diplomatic gifts for the Indian tribes; they symbolized two sides of a coin: war and peace. As multi-purpose tools, pipe tomahawks were considered extremely useful and desirable by the Indians.

The tomahawk was carried by American soldiers during the Revolutionary War (in fact, the Continental Congress required militiamen to carry either a tomahawk or a cutting sword), to chop wood, dress game, and yes, even to hew down a redcoat, ala Mel Gibson in The Patriot. Flintlock guns were unreliable and slow to reload, and the tomahawk made an excellent back-up weapon for hand-to-hand combat.

As guns advanced, the tomahawk fell into disuse, although it was still carried by some American soldiers during WWII and the Korean War. The tomahawk then enjoyed a bit of a revival during Vietnam. Between 1966 and 1970, Peter LaGana, a WWII veteran of Mohawk-descent, crafted and sold thousands of tactical tomahawks by direct mail to American troops serving in Vietnam. His updated tomahawk featured a sturdy, penetrating spike for the poll. In 2000, both LaGana’s company, the American Tomahawk Co., and his Tomahawk design were revived and other companies have followed suit in producing their own tomahawks based on the Vietnam model.

Today, surprisingly enough, the tomahawk continues to be carried by some military units in Iraq and Afghanistan. Although it can still be used for hand-to-hand combat (the Vietnam models are capable of penetrating a Kevlar helmet), the soldiers mostly use it as a handy multi-purpose tool capable of breaching doors, deflating tires, smashing windows, breaking locks, chopping through cinder blocks, and opening crates. And of course, it’s something that can be thrown for sport and amusement to pass the time.

Trident ICBM, offend people who chew gum

There more injun choppers.
Kiowa is one like a news chopper with rockets and guns
Iroquois is I think a Huey style

And land,all land is "sacred" to them!! Until they put a casino on it!

And don't forget the poor 'lil snakes. They have feelings too.

Sidewinder heat seeking missile.
Copperhead is a huge missile,maybe nuke capable.

Rename them "scalpers"??

Let's not forget about the possibility of offending Neptune either. Don't want to piss him off, lots of our men and women out there on the sea right now.

Of course, he's probably happy to have an "offensive" (double entendre intended) weapon named after his weapon of choice!

Geno

Dunno about the libtards, but I bet the Syrian's are finding the Tomahawk offensive at the moment!

EXACTLY!

Maybe just use straight forward but hard to pronounce military acronym? I would recommend "FYSUWW" Missile - aka F*ck Your Sh*t Up Without Warning Missile.

FUN! ...isn't it?

Wagon Burners ?

GTC

Go REDSKINS!!

All joking Assad,this is getting Syria's!

Nope...

Name them "Yard-Full-Of-Rusted-Broken-Cars-N-Trucks Birds".

name them the FU missle

Ditto.

Deflave would be proud.

Did you come up with this? That's pretty good!

For a real reaming, we use an "Eskimo" brand ice auger. They are the preferred brand it seems.

They are all over the place up here for drilling ice-fishing holes. I usually just beg or borrow a hole from an Eskimo that has oneon site fishing, or sometimes they'll let me use the auger itself.

Most Eskimos of my aquaintence self identify as Eskimo or Inuit - either one is acceptable. And mostly they consider others who are "offended" by "Eskimo" to be flakes...

Of course, many of them have last names like Nelson, McConnell, Schaefer, Oviok, Smith, Jones, Williams, Joule, etc.... , as well as Nashookpuk, Atonggonna, Nanuk, Nanook, and some I won't even attempt to spell.

Some people seem to spend most of their time trying to find something that offends them. Fug 'em.

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I always thought the GAU 8 30mm cannon should of been called the Wagon Burner.

Ha. This^^^.

Mother Jones' offices would be a good place to send a Tomahawk.

Not sure if anyone has 'gone there' yet, but

MOTHER Jones offends me.........

Is there no FATHER Jones!?!?!?

I think they should change their name to PARENT Jones.... but that would be offensive to children...

Or maybe just Jones......

Better yet...... How about 'We're just Johnsons'

I think there is a group that has already laid claim to AzzW1P3...