|
|
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 22,737
Campfire Ranger
|
OP
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 22,737 |
My home is the "sanctuary residence" for my firearms.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 69,697 Likes: 23
Campfire Kahuna
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 69,697 Likes: 23 |
I'm way beyond caring what democraps are offended by.
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 29,924 Likes: 10
Campfire Ranger
|
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 29,924 Likes: 10 |
BS. Near every day the media tells me what is trending or the recent rage. Within minutes of finishing breakfast I head out into society and do not hear a single mention of those issues.
Last edited by 1minute; 04/10/17.
1Minute
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2012
Posts: 18,243
Campfire Ranger
|
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Sep 2012
Posts: 18,243 |
Then change it to Axe Missles....loggers won't be offended and since loggers actually work it's a better description anyway.
Win Win....
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 26,291 Likes: 6
Campfire Ranger
|
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 26,291 Likes: 6 |
BS. Near every day the media tells me what is trending or the recent rage. Within minutes of finishing breakfast I head out into society and do not hear a single mention of those issues. Exactly. Three injuns complained now its a "trend"........... Casey
Casey
Not being married to any particular political party sure makes it a lot easier to look at the world more objectively...
Having said that, MAGA.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2013
Posts: 14,047 Likes: 1
Campfire Outfitter
|
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Apr 2013
Posts: 14,047 Likes: 1 |
I'm way beyond caring what democraps are offended by. not me. i want to know everything that offends them so i can work it into my everyday life.
the consolidation of the states into one vast republic, sure to be aggressive abroad and despotic at home, will be the certain precursor of that ruin which has overwhelmed all those that have preceded. Robert E Lee
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 14,974 Likes: 2
Campfire Outfitter
|
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 14,974 Likes: 2 |
How 'bout hatchet-face-bitch missles?
--- CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE --- A Magic Time To Be An Illegal In America---
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 151,874 Likes: 22
Campfire Savant
|
|
Campfire Savant
Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 151,874 Likes: 22 |
We have Hellfire missiles. Are we offending the Devil??
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 131,846 Likes: 34
Campfire Sage
|
|
Campfire Sage
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 131,846 Likes: 34 |
I'm way beyond caring what democraps are offended by. This. Nor do I visit insane asylums to take surveys about what might offend the inmates.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 131,846 Likes: 34
Campfire Sage
|
|
Campfire Sage
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 131,846 Likes: 34 |
We have Hellfire missiles. Are we offending the Devil?? Satan worshipers, perhaps.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 26,524
Campfire Ranger
|
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 26,524 |
Wow, tomahawks offensive huh.
Guess I need to stop flailing my willy at the wife and saying, "Here comes the happy redskin..."
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 53,303
Campfire Kahuna
|
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 53,303 |
Just get er' DONE, fer cryin' out loud. The things shoulda' been named Whoopass, right from the get go. ....and they DO come in cans. ....course, the Noble Redmen MAY object to the root word Whoop,...having patent on it's use in war......  "Rebel Yell" would offend another fountain of discriminatory but hurt angst,...Chicago, New Yawk, Atlanta, etc.  "Ragghead Smasher" would start riots in Dearborn. ...... I KNOW,....let's call it the REDNECK ! ....everybody affected laughs, and goes back to work. GTC
Last edited by crossfireoops; 04/10/17.
Member, Clan of the Border Rats
-- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 16,000
Campfire Ranger
|
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 16,000 |
well, i think i should be offended too. Didn't the vikings use hand axes?
THE BIRTH PLACE OF GERONIMO
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 42,632 Likes: 2
Campfire 'Bwana
|
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 42,632 Likes: 2 |
1. Apache Long Bow (double whammy, offend the injuns and the limeys.
2. MGM51 Shillelagh missile, offend the Micks
3. AGM-45 Maverick, offend horses and cowboys
4.UGM-72 Poseidon ICBM, offend the gods
Oh the humanity...
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 53,303
Campfire Kahuna
|
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 53,303 |
.....ALL of this is offending me,....Coffee break's over, BACK ON YOUR HEADS !
GTC
Member, Clan of the Border Rats
-- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2013
Posts: 14,047 Likes: 1
Campfire Outfitter
|
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Apr 2013
Posts: 14,047 Likes: 1 |
.....ALL of this is offending me,....Coffee break's over, BACK ON YOUR HEADS !
GTC one of the few jokes i remember!
the consolidation of the states into one vast republic, sure to be aggressive abroad and despotic at home, will be the certain precursor of that ruin which has overwhelmed all those that have preceded. Robert E Lee
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 857
Campfire Regular
|
|
Campfire Regular
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 857 |
You guys will love this.
In Alaska we're celebrating our 150 year purchase of Alaska--called the Sesquicentennial.
As teacher's, we're told to specifically to call it The Alaska Sesquicentennial Remembrance or just the Sesquicentennial, because calling it a Sesquicentennial Celebration or memorial is offensive.
'Bout died when she said calling it a celebration or a memorial is offensive, and almost broke-out laughing.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 151,874 Likes: 22
Campfire Savant
|
|
Campfire Savant
Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 151,874 Likes: 22 |
Wish I had a pic of a big bull taking a cshit
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 4,213
Campfire Tracker
|
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 4,213 |
Then change it to Axe Missles....loggers won't be offended and since loggers actually work it's a better description anyway.
Win Win.... Offensive to ebonic speaking Americans. Axe me anything about ebonics.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 18,347 Likes: 2
Campfire Ranger
|
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 18,347 Likes: 2 |
How about trans-gendered social justice lesbian queef missiles, if we're really trying to offend.
Carpe' Scrotum
|
|
|
|
|
550 members (1minute, 1badf350, 2500HD, 219 Wasp, 219DW, 270cowboy, 61 invisible),
2,393
guests, and
1,317
robots. |
|
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
|
Forums81
Topics1,193,170
Posts18,503,164
Members73,993
| |
Most Online11,491
Jul 7th, 2023
|
|
|
|
