Women are being warned against trying a bizarre new trend that suggests using ground-up wasp nests to tighten and rejuvenate their vaginas.

Some online retailers have been selling oak galls, which are nests that house wasp eggs before they hatch, and touting them as a natural way of cleaning female genitals.
The product reportedly is crushed into a paste and applied topically, with one listing on Etsy, which has now been removed, claiming it can improve a woman’s sex life.
They are also being advertised as helping to “heal episiotomy cuts, rejuvenate the uterine wall and clean out the vagina” after childbirth, though there are warnings that it can “burn” when applied.

Now, gynecologist Jen Gunter is warning women not to get sucked in by the new trend after branding it “dangerous” — saying the practice is using “drying agents” to tighten the vagina.
Writing on her blog, she said: “Drying the vaginal mucosa increases the risk of abrasions during sex (not good) and destroys the protective mucous layer (not good).”

“It could also wreak havoc with the good bacteria. This is a dangerous practice with real potential to harm.”
“Here’s a pro-tip, if something burns when you apply it to the vagina it is generally bad for the vagina.”
But it’s not the first time the gynecologist has warned against using herbal remedies for the vagina.

Last year, she spoke out about the womb detox trend — which claimed to help women with endometriosis, ovarian cysts, thrush and fibroids.
Bags of perfumed herbs, known as Herbal Womb Detox Pearls, were being promoted as a health boost and women were being told to insert three of the balls into the vagina for 72 hours.

But Gunter explained: “Leaving a product that is not designed for prolonged vaginal use (and these are not) in the vagina is a risk for toxic shock syndrome. Just don’t do it.”

https://nypost.com/2017/06/01/doctors-warns-women-against-putting-wasp-nests-in-their-vaginas

What about some of the guys on this site that have sand in theirs?

Good Lord.

In the good ol' days they just used a good scoop of alum.

That helped them walk around without their guts falling out on the ground.

Along the same lines. My buddy was telling me when his daughter was born a few years ago he mentioned to the doc about throwin a man stitch in there after delivery. Said the dr didn't have much of a sense of humor.

From the article

Usually it's the wives that don't find that too funny.

Shim it up with a Boneless Ham

Lol

I predict four pages, minimum, of bawdy entertainment!!

That's a classic example of a joke being too old.

Sugar and alum douche. Made it tighter for the peter and sweeter for the eater.

I don’t know about licking a wasp nest???

Who cares about how it got tight......As long as it's tight.......

Quite a shim!

Butt or shank?

Maybe go back to blowing smoke up there for female problems - flushes out the bad humors, don't ya know. Who's ready for a new career?

They should just take a tip from professionals. I understand Mexican whores douche with rosemary tea for that purpose.

They should just lay off the cucumbers.

Be alright long ya don't date ex-mudsharks.

i use to eat those oak galls when i was a kid, pretty good sweet tasting.

Good Lord Almighty!

What the hell? I'm 62 years old and have never had a loose one!

A dry one? Well, that's easily fixed.

Fer crying out loud!

Bee nests???

I think we have Northman and Paddler as proof that douching with Lysol is a bad idea and 4th trimester abortions might be a good idea.

There was a story on the news a while back about a Negro gal who was using Johnson's Baby Powder as a douche, and for some reason, it killed her. Her parents made a big stink about it, no pun intended, and got a big settlement out of it.

The woman does 200 legal exercise movements a day. Pretty damn strong and conditioned....

“Here’s a pro-tip, if something burns when you apply it to the vagina it is generally bad for the vagina.”


This is why I had to quit using condoms in my youth.

That and the gals all hated the smell of burning rubber!

A gynecologist named "Gunter"? I laughed.

Well there are a COUPLE alternatives........

What's needed is a wanker big enough to fill that thing up......

Yep.

And... word gets around too. Don't think it doesn't. Women talk.

Gals just have to leart how to "Squeeze".

The more you use it,the tighter it gets.............

Make her laugh, cough, or sneeze,
that tightens em up.



I once offered my wife $100 if she would sneeze again,
she laughed. Good enough, she got $100.


Of course, she would have got it anyway.

Stormy Daniels tell you that tidbit?



Marketing...

Lay off of it more than three days and it returns to original size............

OK when I have time I gotta go back and read this
Hank

Maybe that's my wife's plan of late. Hasn't worked, and I darn shore am not going to tell her we need to
let it rest longer.

Was inna bar in Northern , WI.....Mary J. had a few and was telling us how a gal would get her"cherry" back if she did not use it for 5 years. Carl the bar owner said " Mary , you had your "Cherry" pushed back so many times you could use it for a tail light!"

We still laff at that one.

That's the KY drying up...

If you can stick both hands in and can't clap it is still tight.

Just as long as you don't have to tie a 2X4 across your ass you should be alright.

You and them mennonite gals been hillbilly handfishin??? Haha

Too loose? Just stick your head in, wiggle your ears and spit. I can't belive I said that.
Paul B.

The old way was to reline it, shove a ham in & pull out the bone. Then times got hard & ham got expensive. So... you just threw in a piece of old bologna, & when the dog ran in after it, you nailed the dog.
Or so a friend told me.

Excuse me...seriously!

I've spent 22 years breaking it in...I don't want it shrunk.

With or without the wasps?

If you are swinging enough meat most of it is tight.

when a woman is about to give birth , God sends two angles . one to help the woman deliver the baby and ease her pains and the other one puts everything back together and clean up . sometimes the second angle gets lost or busy or something and that's where the problem begins.

Every time I see "angels" my mind immediately goes to Clarence in "It's a Wonderful Life." Regarding your post, Eeeeew.

I need to work on my sense of humor , it's terrible.

I know it's a typo, but every time I deal with something legal, it's me who feels I got screwed...

Kegel and legal do have a certain parallel..

Stickin' a popsickle up their butt works pretty good,....but ya gotta sneak up on 'em to do it,....and they make a racket.

Wild ride when you catch 'em, though...

Yeah,...there's a lotta coordination and stealth involved in the popsickle method. It takes practice.

Lime flavored popsickles seem to work the best. I suspect that the citrus angle has something to do with it. Orange will do in a pinch,..but forget about the strawberry models.

They only provide the racket.

,..regardless of they flavor,...it's at *most* a twice a week exercise. Because they're gonna have an attitude for 3 or 4 days afterwards,.....they'll wear a union suit to bed for a while afterwards.

I've seen some that couldn't lift the string with no weight tied on.

Nothin' to grip with. Maybe a football on the business end would have helped..?

You know my ex?

Used to work with a fellow who told me this story........he was in the marines, and when he got back from Vietnam, he came back to Camp Pendleton California. He and a couple of other marines decided to go down to Tijuana and blow off some steam. Doug said they were in a bar, and there was this Mexican chick dancing on tables. You could put a peso on top of beer bottle, and she would squat over it, and suck it up into her vagina. One of his buddies said "watch this," and he took his cigarette lighter, heated the coin up, and motioned for the girl to come and get it. Doug said he was sitting about 2 foot away from her when she squatted down, and he heard a sound like when you throw a piece of meat into a hot pan, and then the smell of burning flesh, and lastly a stream of words coming out of her mouth, that he although he didn't understand, he knew what they meant. He said they were lucky to get out of that place with their lives.

Now that went bad. Thought she'd suck it up, get uncomfortable. and pesos would come flying out like a slot(!) machine.

*Rimshot*



...and rimshot?

Their are a huge number of snake oil products like this that are suppose to fix you up real nice with scientifically sounding proof. You would be a fool to buy and use them because who knows what they will do to you.

Plenty of idiots out there. I have to constantly remind myself that I will never be a millionaire because I physically can't think like the horde of morons. If I was dumb I could have come up with some stupid POS that I just had to have, and everyone else would need it too. Common sense is a disappearing thing anymore.

that story has made more rounds the mooseshel at the desert bar

HAHAHAHA! Yup, a typo. Funny as heck, though! Darn old eyes....

Ok, I'm gonna show her this....

Pretty amazing organ.
Saw a local national in OKI take a bowling pin from the bottom then hold in a sharpie.
That's muscle control.

A new Olympic event! Then take it pro and ESPN can get back flagging viewership.

(Um, pardon me. Could you use a spotter for your "lifts?")

Don't know for certain, but I suspect you're right on all three counts!

Almost afraid to ask, what flavor?

Lime,......but lemon may be better.

A "pucker" flavor.