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Just as long as you don't have to tie a 2X4 across your ass you should be alright.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Just as long as you don't have to tie a 2X4 across your ass you should be alright. You and them mennonite gals been hillbilly handfishin??? Haha
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Too loose? Just stick your head in, wiggle your ears and spit.  I can't belive I said that.  Paul B.
Our forefathers did not politely protest the British.They did not vote them out of office, nor did they impeach the king,march on the capitol or ask permission for their rights. ----------------They just shot them.
MOLON LABE
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The old way was to reline it, shove a ham in & pull out the bone. Then times got hard & ham got expensive. So... you just threw in a piece of old bologna, & when the dog ran in after it, you nailed the dog.
Or so a friend told me.
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Campfire Ranger
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Women are being warned against trying a bizarre new trend that suggests using ground-up wasp nests to tighten and rejuvenate their vaginas.
Excuse me...seriously!
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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I've spent 22 years breaking it in...I don't want it shrunk.
TRUMP- GABBARD 2024
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I don’t know about licking a wasp nest??? With or without the wasps?
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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Campfire Tracker
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If you are swinging enough meat most of it is tight.
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when a woman is about to give birth , God sends two angles . one to help the woman deliver the baby and ease her pains and the other one puts everything back together and clean up . sometimes the second angle gets lost or busy or something and that's where the problem begins.
Last edited by persiandog; 04/28/18.
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Every time I see "angels" my mind immediately goes to Clarence in "It's a Wonderful Life." Regarding your post, Eeeeew. 
The key elements in human thinking are not numbers but labels of fuzzy sets. -- L. Zadeh
Which explains a lot.
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Every time I see "angels" my mind immediately goes to Clarence in "It's a Wonderful Life." Regarding your post, Eeeeew. I need to work on my sense of humor , it's terrible.
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The woman does 200 legal exercise movements a day. Pretty damn strong and conditioned.... I know it's a typo, but every time I deal with something legal, it's me who feels I got screwed...
This is a shooting forum, there is no place here for logic.
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Campfire Kahuna
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The woman does 200 legal exercise movements a day. Pretty damn strong and conditioned.... I know it's a typo, but every time I deal with something legal, it's me who feels I got screwed... Kegel and legal do have a certain parallel..
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Campfire Oracle
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Stickin' a popsickle up their butt works pretty good,....but ya gotta sneak up on 'em to do it,....and they make a racket.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Stickin' a popsickle up their butt works pretty good,....but ya gotta sneak up on 'em to do it,....and they make a racket. Wild ride when you catch 'em, though... 
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Campfire Oracle
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Yeah,...there's a lotta coordination and stealth involved in the popsickle method. It takes practice.
Lime flavored popsickles seem to work the best. I suspect that the citrus angle has something to do with it. Orange will do in a pinch,..but forget about the strawberry models.
They only provide the racket.
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Campfire Oracle
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,..regardless of they flavor,...it's at *most* a twice a week exercise. Because they're gonna have an attitude for 3 or 4 days afterwards,.....they'll wear a union suit to bed for a while afterwards.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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I've seen some that couldn't lift the string with no weight tied on.
Nothin' to grip with. Maybe a football on the business end would have helped..?
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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