6' long Asian water lizard is terrorizing Floridians..............wouldn't worry about trying to trap it, I'd just bait it & give it a good dose of 44 caliber 240 grain lead.
Problem solved.
MM
Lizard Terrorizes FL Residents
Perhaps they should import a renowned slayer of reptiles from Havre.
mike r
When you got to choot, choot!
Don't trap.
12ga 0000 to the head, neighborhood safe.
I`d trap,shoot, baited gator hooks,whatever and kill it
Where's 'Flave?
This is right by my house. This thing would be dead as Dillinger if they called the right person. AKA 'Flave.
I may have to reach out to them.
It would die of acute lead poisoning anywhere in Kentucky.
It would die of acute lead poisoning anywhere in Kentucky.
Maybe if you could find somebody in Kentucky that can shoot worth a schit.
No one in Florida has a snare and a drag? Damned thing goes into a hole, he's gonna stick his head out sooner or later...
Ed
Another ILLEGAL ALIEN
OH Wait Undocumented Citizen
Just let him live his live That would be the progressive one world order thing to do.
This is right by my house. This thing would be dead as Dillinger if they called the right person. AKA 'Flave.
I may have to reach out to them.
Sic 'em boyo.........................
Pics required though.
MM
Fried, broiled or baked?
MM
Fried, broiled or baked?
MM
I like the idea of "blackened".
Ed
Does McCormick make a good Monitor rub??
Maybe some coconut?
I tell you what, Jim. You hold it down and I'll put the rub on it... Oh, wait...you mean
after you kill it?
Ed
That would be one hell of a wrestling match!
i would tie the rat terrier out on a stake for bait.
i would tie the rat terrier out on a stake for bait.
Do you know where a suitable candidate might be?
P.S. How's you finger?
Ed
I'd be getting a new pair of boots.
Does McCormick make a good Monitor rub??
Maybe some coconut?
Dave needs a job and we should help. First, we need to run a bake sale to collect monies selling cookie for Dave to repair his air gun Barry sold him that was broken. Starting a new business has many pitfalls and you can’t trust anyone; see Barry.
Now our new “Jimbo Coconut oil rub can’t just be marketed as a Monitor rub..That’s too exclusive. Dave needs to expand. I suggest we market it as a rub for Monitor Lizards, Foot Corns, Lower Back Aches and tanning lotion...Manufacturing can be done at the Conrad farm using his kids for labor and testing of products...Jim, your recent farming increase of .14 cents will have to be directed toward product, not food for your family...Ok, any questions? Good. Let’s do this...Who can bake cookies? Schrapnel? Ingwe? Irfubar? 😎
I have a killer recipe for chocolate chip cookies, probably could substitute coconut oil for the butter? AS long as 'flave's boy harvests the coconuts and they are certified organical. Or at least transitional. Not in a tranny sort of way you perverts. As in transitioning from conventional FL coconut raising methods to a more IPM type of routine, with the objective of becoming full on organical in a few years. But that would require them FL folks to quit spraying for them Southern weeds like kudzu and bug like them big 'ol nasty palmetto bugs.
Jim can provide wheat for the flour needed for cookie production, might as well keep the profits all in the family, right?
Geno
Gotta love the proofreading of the modern day press. (Spell checker don't distinguish between correctly spelled homonyms, 'ya fools)
"Yesterday, we brought out hunting dogs and we were able to track his sent to a hole"
The nuns at my parochial school would beat them with a pointer if they were their editors.
Geno
Gotta love the proofreading of the modern day press. (Spell checker don't distinguish between correctly spelled homonyms, 'ya fools)
"Yesterday, we brought out hunting dogs and we were able to track his sent to a hole"
The nuns at my parochial school would beat them with a pointer if they were their editors.
Geno
I don't believe there is
any proofreading involved in today's journalism. Not even sure why there is a position of "editor" anymore.
i would tie the rat terrier out on a stake for bait.
Do you know where a suitable candidate might be?
TRH is in Florida , stake him out for bait.
Mike
It would die of acute lead poisoning anywhere in Kentucky.
Maybe if you could find somebody in Kentucky that can shoot worth a schit.
Most any kid that's at least 6 years old here could most likely outshoot you.
It would die of acute lead poisoning anywhere in Kentucky.
Maybe if you could find somebody in Kentucky that can shoot worth a schit.
Most any kid that's at least 6 years old here could most likely outshoot you.
I just had to bump this up so y'all can have the laugh I'm having.
Kentucky has a long history of shooting at schit with muskets and Dave’s airgun is broke. Maybe we need a Texan to handle this lizard. 😎
Somewhere there’s a Cajun with a recipe for that.
Flave shoots that one, he be feedin the whole neighborhood!
It would die of acute lead poisoning anywhere in Kentucky.
Maybe if you could find somebody in Kentucky that can shoot worth a schit.
You've been in S. Florida long enough to start hallucinating. Wear a hat or cap, you've fried your brain.
He's here to vote in the mid-terms.
It would die of acute lead poisoning anywhere in Kentucky.
Maybe if you could find somebody in Kentucky that can shoot worth a schit.
Most any kid that's at least 6 years old here could most likely outshoot you.
No six year old could outshoot me and that includes yourself.
It would die of acute lead poisoning anywhere in Kentucky.
Maybe if you could find somebody in Kentucky that can shoot worth a schit.
You've been in S. Florida long enough to start hallucinating. .
Challenge?
Maybe we need a Texan to handle this lizard. 😎
We wanna kill it, not tell bullschit stories about it.
It would die of acute lead poisoning anywhere in Kentucky.
Maybe if you could find somebody in Kentucky that can shoot worth a schit.
Most any kid that's at least 6 years old here could most likely outshoot you.
No six year old could outshoot me and that includes yourself.
LOL.....I could easily outshoot you, but I will concede that you can probably outchit me, according to the crap you post.
LOL.....I could easily outshoot you,
Lie.
It would die of acute lead poisoning anywhere in Kentucky.
Maybe if you could find somebody in Kentucky that can shoot worth a schit.
Maybe we need a Texan to handle this lizard. 😎
Only if it will come to a battery powered corn feeder. Would also need to have a 20 foot tall air conditioned box blind with a bar.
Maybe we need a Texan to handle this lizard. 😎
Only if it will come to a battery powered corn feeder. Would also need to have a 20 foot tall air conditioned box blind with a bar.
So what’s wrong with that?
I’m going to be building a 20’ tall box blind. Don’t need air conditioning, nor the bar.
Want to help me build it?
Maybe we need a Texan to handle this lizard. 😎
Only if it will come to a battery powered corn feeder. Would also need to have a 20 foot tall air conditioned box blind with a bar.
You will need a texan to consult on the proper apparel and accoutrements for lizard slaying or your genitals will be in jeopardy.
mike r
I’m seeing nothing wrong with a Texan bringing his Bar along. I’d need the hard liquor to listen to his stories on how he’s gonna slay the lizard. 😎
Somebody just needs to shoot this damned thing. No common sense anymore. The way people take on I won't be surprised if this lizard eats the whole city block.
It would die of acute lead poisoning anywhere in Kentucky.
Maybe if you could find somebody in Kentucky that can shoot worth a schit.
*raises hand*
You're too old to shoot well.
No offense.
This is a job for Shrapnel...😎
This is a job for Shrapnel...😎
Pffffttt.
Does McCormick make a good Monitor rub??
Maybe some coconut?
Dave needs a job and we should help. First, we need to run a bake sale to collect monies selling cookie for Dave to repair his air gun Barry sold him that was broken. Starting a new business has many pitfalls and you can’t trust anyone; see Barry.
Now our new “Jimbo Coconut oil rub can’t just be marketed as a Monitor rub..That’s too exclusive. Dave needs to expand. I suggest we market it as a rub for Monitor Lizards, Foot Corns, Lower Back Aches and tanning lotion...Manufacturing can be done at the Conrad farm using his kids for labor and testing of products...Jim, your recent farming increase of .14 cents will have to be directed toward product, not food for your family...Ok, any questions? Good. Let’s do this...Who can bake cookies? Schrapnel? Ingwe? Irfubar? 😎
I know this post was made in jest but to be clear Barry did not sell me a damaged air rifle. It was 100% for thousands of rounds.
You're too old to shoot well.
No offense.
,....and you're too stupid to realize that you're not funny.
But it's entertaining to watch you stumble all over yourself when you try to be.
,....so I'll give you that.
This is a job for Shrapnel...😎
Na , Shrap would likely plug it with a 25-35 or some crazy obsolete relic like a sharps...
This calls for some real firepower like an assault rifle with a 30 round magazine, a tactical flashlight bayonet laser guided exploding boolit lizard evaporator bad mo fo stuff. Flave and his homies are the answer.......
You're too old to shoot well.
No offense.
,....and you're too stupid to realize that you're not funny.
But it's entertaining to watch you stumble all over yourself when you try to be.
Yeah but I can still outshoot you. And you're still old. So...
This is a job for Shrapnel...😎
Na , Shrap would likely plug it with a 25-35 or some crazy obsolete relic like a sharps...
This calls for some real firepower like an assault rifle with a 30 round magazine, a tactical flashlight bayonet laser guided exploding boolit lizard evaporator bad mo fo stuff. Flave and his homies are the answer.......
You gotta adapt in the weaponry department down here.
Or go to jail. Or die.
You're too old to shoot well.
No offense.
,....and you're too stupid to realize that you're not funny.
But it's entertaining to watch you stumble all over yourself when you try to be.
Couldn't agree more Bristoe.
Does McCormick make a good Monitor rub??
Maybe some coconut?
Dave needs a job and we should help. First, we need to run a bake sale to collect monies selling cookie for Dave to repair his air gun Barry sold him that was broken. Starting a new business has many pitfalls and you can’t trust anyone; see Barry.
Now our new “Jimbo Coconut oil rub can’t just be marketed as a Monitor rub..That’s too exclusive. Dave needs to expand. I suggest we market it as a rub for Monitor Lizards, Foot Corns, Lower Back Aches and tanning lotion...Manufacturing can be done at the Conrad farm using his kids for labor and testing of products...Jim, your recent farming increase of .14 cents will have to be directed toward product, not food for your family...Ok, any questions? Good. Let’s do this...Who can bake cookies? Schrapnel? Ingwe? Irfubar? 😎
I know this post was made in jest but to be clear Barry did not sell me a damaged air rifle. It was 100% for thousands of rounds.
Correct! Rock is solid...It was in fun....😎
Irfurbar
This is a job for Shrapnel...😎
Na , Shrap would likely plug it with a 25-35 or some crazy obsolete relic like a sharps...
This calls for some real firepower like an assault rifle with a 30 round magazine, a tactical flashlight bayonet laser guided exploding boolit lizard evaporator bad mo fo stuff. Flave and his homies are the answer.......
Flave could do it...He just doesn’t want to set a precedent as the neighborhood fixer. Dave hates people knocking on his door asking for help. 😎
In reality, Dave is just jealous that everybody coming to the door asks for Clark.
You're too old to shoot well.
No offense.
,....and you're too stupid to realize that you're not funny.
But it's entertaining to watch you stumble all over yourself when you try to be.
Couldn't agree more Bristoe.
A Texan is far dumber than a Kentuckian.
Maybe.
Correct! Rock is solid...It was in fun....😎
I know. Not being kghunty just wanted to be clear for those reading.
Dave hates people knocking on his door asking for help. 😎
That's surprisingly accurate.
In reality, Dave is just jealous that everybody coming to the door asks for Clark.
Fugk Clark.
I did.
Dave
Dave hates people knocking on his door asking for help. 😎
That's surprisingly accurate.
Easy guess....Beavers hate people with a few exceptions. 😎
It would die of acute lead poisoning anywhere in Kentucky.
Maybe if you could find somebody in Kentucky that can shoot worth a schit.
We've already hunted them to extinction here in KY...
You're too old to shoot well.
No offense.
,....and you're too stupid to realize that you're not funny.
But it's entertaining to watch you stumble all over yourself when you try to be.
He sort of reminds me of the village idiot........good for a few laughs and picking up cans on the side of the road.
Yeah but I can still outshoot you.
Cans and all.
Yeah but I can still outshoot you.
Cans and all.
I prefer shooting bottles. Cans are for beginners.
I'm from the north so I have respect for landowners. That's why we tend to shoot cans.
Maybe we need a Texan to handle this lizard. 😎
Only if it will come to a battery powered corn feeder. Would also need to have a 20 foot tall air conditioned box blind with a bar.
You forgot the high fence, too............
MM
In reality, Dave is just jealous that everybody coming to the door asks for Clark.
Fugk Clark.
I did.
Dave
Fugk Clark & Dave, where's Travis when you need him?
MM
You should see those fugkers go over a chain link.
Terrifying.
Makes for easier shootin'.
MM
Makes for easier shootin'.
MM
Nope. They're fast as fugk.
I'm from the north so I have respect for landowners. That's why we tend to shoot cans.
The only thing I've know the Yankees to have any respect for was a beer can and a union card.
In reality, Dave is just jealous that everybody coming to the door asks for Clark.
Fugk Clark.
I did.
Dave
Fugk Clark & Dave,
where's Travis when you need him?
MM
Heard he had a gig at the Flave Clark Dive...
It would die of acute lead poisoning anywhere in Kentucky.
Maybe if you could find somebody in Kentucky that can shoot worth a schit.
Most any kid that's at least 6 years old here could most likely outshoot you.
No six year old could outshoot me and that includes yourself.
Only 7 and above, though they are under the legal drinking age so if Clarke/Dave/Diego now that he’s Floridian gets a handicap based on beers consumed prior he might still outshoot them. See Travis/Diego, I’m the only one sticking up for you.
Everybody runs and hides when ya whip out a lizard of that size.
So I’ve heard anyway.
Only 7 and above, though they are under the legal drinking age so if Clarke/Dave/Diego now that he’s Floridian gets a handicap based on beers consumed prior he might still outshoot them. See Travis/Diego, I’m the only one sticking up for you.
Finally, a friend.
Everybody runs and hides when ya whip out a lizard of that size.
So I’ve heard anyway.
Miami 7 (or WTF it's called) was showing video of it yesterday morning and I gotta admit, that thing would scare the bejeezus out of me.