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It would die of acute lead poisoning anywhere in Kentucky. Maybe if you could find somebody in Kentucky that can shoot worth a schit.
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Maybe we need a Texan to handle this lizard. 😎 Only if it will come to a battery powered corn feeder. Would also need to have a 20 foot tall air conditioned box blind with a bar.
Ed
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Maybe we need a Texan to handle this lizard. 😎 Only if it will come to a battery powered corn feeder. Would also need to have a 20 foot tall air conditioned box blind with a bar. So what’s wrong with that? I’m going to be building a 20’ tall box blind. Don’t need air conditioning, nor the bar. Want to help me build it?
Mark
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Oh The Drama!
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Maybe we need a Texan to handle this lizard. 😎 Only if it will come to a battery powered corn feeder. Would also need to have a 20 foot tall air conditioned box blind with a bar. You will need a texan to consult on the proper apparel and accoutrements for lizard slaying or your genitals will be in jeopardy. mike r
Don't wish it were easier
Wish you were better
Stab them in the taint, you can't put a tourniquet on that.
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I’m seeing nothing wrong with a Texan bringing his Bar along. I’d need the hard liquor to listen to his stories on how he’s gonna slay the lizard. 😎
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Somebody just needs to shoot this damned thing. No common sense anymore. The way people take on I won't be surprised if this lizard eats the whole city block.
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It would die of acute lead poisoning anywhere in Kentucky. Maybe if you could find somebody in Kentucky that can shoot worth a schit. *raises hand*
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You're too old to shoot well.
No offense.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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This is a job for Shrapnel...😎
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
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This is a job for Shrapnel...😎 Pffffttt.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Does McCormick make a good Monitor rub??
Maybe some coconut? Dave needs a job and we should help. First, we need to run a bake sale to collect monies selling cookie for Dave to repair his air gun Barry sold him that was broken. Starting a new business has many pitfalls and you can’t trust anyone; see Barry. Now our new “Jimbo Coconut oil rub can’t just be marketed as a Monitor rub..That’s too exclusive. Dave needs to expand. I suggest we market it as a rub for Monitor Lizards, Foot Corns, Lower Back Aches and tanning lotion...Manufacturing can be done at the Conrad farm using his kids for labor and testing of products...Jim, your recent farming increase of .14 cents will have to be directed toward product, not food for your family...Ok, any questions? Good. Let’s do this...Who can bake cookies? Schrapnel? Ingwe? Irfubar? 😎 I know this post was made in jest but to be clear Barry did not sell me a damaged air rifle. It was 100% for thousands of rounds.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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You're too old to shoot well.
No offense. ,....and you're too stupid to realize that you're not funny. But it's entertaining to watch you stumble all over yourself when you try to be.
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,....so I'll give you that.
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This is a job for Shrapnel...😎 Na , Shrap would likely plug it with a 25-35 or some crazy obsolete relic like a sharps... This calls for some real firepower like an assault rifle with a 30 round magazine, a tactical flashlight bayonet laser guided exploding boolit lizard evaporator bad mo fo stuff. Flave and his homies are the answer....... 
Originally Posted by Judman
PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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You're too old to shoot well.
No offense. ,....and you're too stupid to realize that you're not funny. But it's entertaining to watch you stumble all over yourself when you try to be. Yeah but I can still outshoot you. And you're still old. So...
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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This is a job for Shrapnel...😎 Na , Shrap would likely plug it with a 25-35 or some crazy obsolete relic like a sharps... This calls for some real firepower like an assault rifle with a 30 round magazine, a tactical flashlight bayonet laser guided exploding boolit lizard evaporator bad mo fo stuff. Flave and his homies are the answer....... You gotta adapt in the weaponry department down here. Or go to jail. Or die.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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You're too old to shoot well.
No offense. ,....and you're too stupid to realize that you're not funny. But it's entertaining to watch you stumble all over yourself when you try to be. Couldn't agree more Bristoe.
It is irrelevant what you think. What matters is the TRUTH.
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Does McCormick make a good Monitor rub??
Maybe some coconut? Dave needs a job and we should help. First, we need to run a bake sale to collect monies selling cookie for Dave to repair his air gun Barry sold him that was broken. Starting a new business has many pitfalls and you can’t trust anyone; see Barry. Now our new “Jimbo Coconut oil rub can’t just be marketed as a Monitor rub..That’s too exclusive. Dave needs to expand. I suggest we market it as a rub for Monitor Lizards, Foot Corns, Lower Back Aches and tanning lotion...Manufacturing can be done at the Conrad farm using his kids for labor and testing of products...Jim, your recent farming increase of .14 cents will have to be directed toward product, not food for your family...Ok, any questions? Good. Let’s do this...Who can bake cookies? Schrapnel? Ingwe? Irfubar? 😎 I know this post was made in jest but to be clear Barry did not sell me a damaged air rifle. It was 100% for thousands of rounds. Correct! Rock is solid...It was in fun....😎
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
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Irfurbar This is a job for Shrapnel...😎 Na , Shrap would likely plug it with a 25-35 or some crazy obsolete relic like a sharps... This calls for some real firepower like an assault rifle with a 30 round magazine, a tactical flashlight bayonet laser guided exploding boolit lizard evaporator bad mo fo stuff. Flave and his homies are the answer....... Flave could do it...He just doesn’t want to set a precedent as the neighborhood fixer. Dave hates people knocking on his door asking for help. 😎
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
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In reality, Dave is just jealous that everybody coming to the door asks for Clark.
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