https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/co...sEU7f_NL0piiCu9qz-8B49MhPtBNAbbugkkM0JNo


this guy a fire member?

A man from the small town of Gould, just North of the Rocky Mountain National Park, claims he was held captive and repeatedly raped by a male grizzly bear.

According to 47-year Boris Madison, he was hiking alone in the woods near his residence when he was savagely attacked by a 900-lb brown bear.

“It came out of nowhere and started running towards me. I tried to flee but it caught me and started beating me with its front paws.”

Mr. Madison said he feared for his life, but that the animal suddenly stopped hitting him and picked him up in its jaws.

The bear carried him in a nearby cave and began his sexual assaults on the poor man.

“When he dropped me in the cave, I thought I was going to be devoured. But instead, it but pinned me face down with one of its paws and started scrubbing its genitals all over me.”

Boris Madison claims he was held captive in that cave for 16 days, and that the animal sexually assaulted him at least three times a day.

He was finally able to get away when the sounds of gunshots from nearby hunters scared the animal away, allowing the poor man to flee from his prison.

Mr. Madison was covered with lacerations and suffered from severe dehydration when he made it back to town last week and was rapidly transported to the hospital.

Boris Madison says he feels lucky to be alive, even if the memories of his ordeal will haunt him for the rest of his life.

Grizzly bear attacks are rather rare across North America, even if an average of two people are killed every year in such incidents.

Most attacks result from a bear being surprised at a very close range, especially if in the case of female grizzlies protecting their offspring

This is only the second reported case of a bear sexual assaulting a human.

The first incident was reported in Montana in 2009 when two teenagers were assaulted in a similar manner by a young male grizzly bear.

The animal was then hunted down and killed by Montana Wildlife agents

Ouch

No way. Not 900 pounds.

Thats happening since mj was legalized up there.

Never seen any grizzlys on our end of the park. But then again, I think they are playing hard to get. I think they have set their "bar" much higher.

Isn't Colorado's legal marijuana great?

Guy must be smoking the good stuff.

He was smoking something mighty powerful!!!

Dat wuz hes big ol ugly wife dat had him. Hes just shame to mit it.

aint no cheeba that good, had some that made me think I was having a heart attack once

But never any sticky icky that made me think i was getting shagged by a bear

We had to fire an old time ranch hand that got heavy into the edibles. He had been there almost 25 years. Then into prescription opiods. Went crazy. I always got along with him. But just went off deep end. Cleaned out his cabin. Found all his gummi bears and schidt. Threw em all in ranch dumpster. Then someone left bear bar off dumpster. Had this young bear hanging around. One night knocked over dumpster. Had a feast. Never seen bear again! And he was a regular. Like clockwork. Think he moved in with old azz hippie somewhere around Tabernash.

That’s how sheep in Montana relate.

I'll go with satire sites for $200, Alex.

Where are all the SJW's?

that poor soul needs a therapy dog now!

this raises serious questions,

carry bear spray,

or condoms?

and then finally, proof of Grizzly's in CO.


The additional fees for an Elk tag are now the last thing on my mind.

Whatever you do don't give him a teddy bear.

What was your first clue?


CHOIR BOY SURVIVES DEADLY SNAKE BITE AFTER PRIEST SUCKS VENOM OUT OF GENITALS

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/ch...fter-priest-sucks-venom-out-of-genitals/

That bear has rights.

If not he sure as hell is as crazy as several of them.

Actually that one is more believable than the bear one...........Just sayin'.

And don't forget the lifetime PTSD disability payments.

Yep.

Any old excuse will do.

Was the bear gay? or just queer?

I had an old fice dog that got aids...... he wasn't Queer....but, he was always licking his own A$$ hole....don't know if that caused it.

I've heard it all now. A queer bear?

Frotteurism is a paraphilic interest in rubbing, usually one's pelvic area or erect penis, against a non-consenting person for sexual pleasure. It may involve touching any part of the body, including the genital area. A person who practices frotteuristic acts is known as a frotteur.

Apparently this is some type of new behavior exhibited by bears, usually practiced on dimwits who frequent and consume large amounts inaccurate news articles, it is not known if the dimwit was or was not consenting to the frottering.

Check his credit card...I'm saying airline flight to Detoilet or C himp congo.

Next time I'm on that dirt road from Gould to Rand, I'm gonna have my big rifle loaded.
No damn Bear gonna get me.

I bet it was a big fat gurl. He too stoned to know the difference

Every once in awhile I’m glad to be born ugly

watch4bear?

Did you ever F u C K a bear , the hunter was asked ....no but, I am going to as soon as I get outta this tree.

I think it is important that we hear the bears side before we rush to judgement.

Must be using some of “shroom’s” they want legalized in Kalarodo! memtb

It wasn’t a bear it was deflave dressed in a rug.
Get real.

It appears that the World News Daily Report, want to overcome CNN in the “fake news” department! memtb

Thanks, I always learn something when I read someones Autobiography.

Hahahaha. Too true. From an expurts mouth, huh?

That'll buff right out.

Must have been a flat lander that couldn't tell the difference between a bear and a bigfoot.

Judge, my client Mr. Bear is innocent I tell yeah...The hiker was dressed provocatively in stretchy Sitka gear and hair pulled into a man bun. Obviously, the hiker was asking for it 😁😎

I have seen pics of hermaphrodite bears...

So thats where Bricktops been...

Doubt there are any caves in the area, maybe some old mine shafts on the other side of Calamity pass. Damn sure there's no Browns. I did see a Wolf over that way a few years back

No grizzly bears in Colorado.

Thats where the mushrooms come it to play.

So he was in that cave 16 days........ It did say he was severely dehydrated but what did he eat? Maybe the bear bought him dinner.

It must be true...it's on those interwebs, I'll bet that "reach around" was painful.


Oh.....BTW this website is a joke site ...the same bunch that had the newspaper about the "Bat Boy" in the early 90s.

Closet Bear-O-Phile.

Two weeks with his girl friend and he could not come up with a better story?

Let's not get all excited boys, it may have just been another Michelle Obama sighting.

His reputation is bruined.

I was once held captive by an African swallow carrying a coconut.

That requires at least two swallows.

He watched Disney Brave a few too many times. His mom was the bear

Are you insinuating that coconuts migrated to Colorado???

And cut to Gilbert Gottfried.... https://youtu.be/LUK9VAiFZLo?t=58 (NSFW)

That might be consensual! 🤔

Oh well, I suppose as fantasies go that is probably somewhere around the norm now.

The "bat boy" was found in Pendleton County, West Virginia in 1992 by Dr. Ron Dillon. It was just over 2 feet in length and was most likely was not human, and it's not clear if the image provided for the story was real but there are images of similar creatures from other sources. All sorts of strange things found in caves:

Gonna be a movie.

Nice that is the way to zing it back, I like your style, Much more intelligent than Jagtampax.

Dang fool can't tell a griz from a sasquatch.

Best part of the story is that there might be grizzly in Colorado?

BillyGoatGruff strikes again.

#metoo.

Hah!

GTFO

I wonder if I could use that as an excuse to miss work.