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Originally Posted by sharpsguy
I've heard it all now. A queer bear?

I have seen pics of hermaphrodite bears...


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So thats where Bricktops been...

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Doubt there are any caves in the area, maybe some old mine shafts on the other side of Calamity pass. Damn sure there's no Browns. I did see a Wolf over that way a few years back


















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No grizzly bears in Colorado.

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Originally Posted by buffybr
Isn't Colorado's legal marijuana great?
aint no cheeba that good, had some that made me think I was having a heart attack once

But never any sticky icky that made me think i was getting shagged by a bear


Thats where the mushrooms come it to play.



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So he was in that cave 16 days........ It did say he was severely dehydrated but what did he eat? Maybe the bear bought him dinner.

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It must be true...it's on those interwebs, I'll bet that "reach around" was painful.


Oh.....BTW this website is a joke site ...the same bunch that had the newspaper about the "Bat Boy" in the early 90s.

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Closet Bear-O-Phile.


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An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack

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Two weeks with his girl friend and he could not come up with a better story?


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Let's not get all excited boys, it may have just been another Michelle Obama sighting.

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His reputation is bruined.


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I was once held captive by an African swallow carrying a coconut.


Osama and Obama both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.
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That requires at least two swallows.


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He watched Disney Brave a few too many times. His mom was the bear

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Originally Posted by mountainclmbr
I was once held captive by an African swallow carrying a coconut.


Are you insinuating that coconuts migrated to Colorado???


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And cut to Gilbert Gottfried.... https://youtu.be/LUK9VAiFZLo?t=58 (NSFW)

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Originally Posted by JimH
So thats where Bricktops been...


That might be consensual! 🤔

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Originally Posted by stxhunter

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/co...sEU7f_NL0piiCu9qz-8B49MhPtBNAbbugkkM0JNo


this guy a fire member?

A man from the small town of Gould, just North of the Rocky Mountain National Park, claims he was held captive and repeatedly raped by a male grizzly bear.

According to 47-year Boris Madison, he was hiking alone in the woods near his residence when he was savagely attacked by a 900-lb brown bear.

“It came out of nowhere and started running towards me. I tried to flee but it caught me and started beating me with its front paws.”

Mr. Madison said he feared for his life, but that the animal suddenly stopped hitting him and picked him up in its jaws.

The bear carried him in a nearby cave and began his sexual assaults on the poor man.

“When he dropped me in the cave, I thought I was going to be devoured. But instead, it but pinned me face down with one of its paws and started scrubbing its genitals all over me.”

Boris Madison claims he was held captive in that cave for 16 days, and that the animal sexually assaulted him at least three times a day.

He was finally able to get away when the sounds of gunshots from nearby hunters scared the animal away, allowing the poor man to flee from his prison.

Mr. Madison was covered with lacerations and suffered from severe dehydration when he made it back to town last week and was rapidly transported to the hospital.

Boris Madison says he feels lucky to be alive, even if the memories of his ordeal will haunt him for the rest of his life.

Grizzly bear attacks are rather rare across North America, even if an average of two people are killed every year in such incidents.

Most attacks result from a bear being surprised at a very close range, especially if in the case of female grizzlies protecting their offspring

This is only the second reported case of a bear sexual assaulting a human.

The first incident was reported in Montana in 2009 when two teenagers were assaulted in a similar manner by a young male grizzly bear.

The animal was then hunted down and killed by Montana Wildlife agents





Oh well, I suppose as fantasies go that is probably somewhere around the norm now.


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Originally Posted by reivertom
Oh.....BTW this website is a joke site ...the same bunch that had the newspaper about the "Bat Boy" in the early 90s.


The "bat boy" was found in Pendleton County, West Virginia in 1992 by Dr. Ron Dillon. It was just over 2 feet in length and was most likely was not human, and it's not clear if the image provided for the story was real but there are images of similar creatures from other sources. All sorts of strange things found in caves:

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