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this guy a fire member?

A man from the small town of Gould, just North of the Rocky Mountain National Park, claims he was held captive and repeatedly raped by a male grizzly bear.

According to 47-year Boris Madison, he was hiking alone in the woods near his residence when he was savagely attacked by a 900-lb brown bear.

“It came out of nowhere and started running towards me. I tried to flee but it caught me and started beating me with its front paws.”

Mr. Madison said he feared for his life, but that the animal suddenly stopped hitting him and picked him up in its jaws.

The bear carried him in a nearby cave and began his sexual assaults on the poor man.

“When he dropped me in the cave, I thought I was going to be devoured. But instead, it but pinned me face down with one of its paws and started scrubbing its genitals all over me.”

Boris Madison claims he was held captive in that cave for 16 days, and that the animal sexually assaulted him at least three times a day.

He was finally able to get away when the sounds of gunshots from nearby hunters scared the animal away, allowing the poor man to flee from his prison.

Mr. Madison was covered with lacerations and suffered from severe dehydration when he made it back to town last week and was rapidly transported to the hospital.

Boris Madison says he feels lucky to be alive, even if the memories of his ordeal will haunt him for the rest of his life.

Grizzly bear attacks are rather rare across North America, even if an average of two people are killed every year in such incidents.

Most attacks result from a bear being surprised at a very close range, especially if in the case of female grizzlies protecting their offspring

This is only the second reported case of a bear sexual assaulting a human.

The first incident was reported in Montana in 2009 when two teenagers were assaulted in a similar manner by a young male grizzly bear.

The animal was then hunted down and killed by Montana Wildlife agents

Ouch

No way. Not 900 pounds.

Thats happening since mj was legalized up there.

Never seen any grizzlys on our end of the park. But then again, I think they are playing hard to get. I think they have set their "bar" much higher.

Isn't Colorado's legal marijuana great?

Guy must be smoking the good stuff.

He was smoking something mighty powerful!!!

Dat wuz hes big ol ugly wife dat had him. Hes just shame to mit it.

aint no cheeba that good, had some that made me think I was having a heart attack once

But never any sticky icky that made me think i was getting shagged by a bear

We had to fire an old time ranch hand that got heavy into the edibles. He had been there almost 25 years. Then into prescription opiods. Went crazy. I always got along with him. But just went off deep end. Cleaned out his cabin. Found all his gummi bears and schidt. Threw em all in ranch dumpster. Then someone left bear bar off dumpster. Had this young bear hanging around. One night knocked over dumpster. Had a feast. Never seen bear again! And he was a regular. Like clockwork. Think he moved in with old azz hippie somewhere around Tabernash.

That’s how sheep in Montana relate.

I'll go with satire sites for $200, Alex.

Where are all the SJW's?

that poor soul needs a therapy dog now!

this raises serious questions,

carry bear spray,

or condoms?

and then finally, proof of Grizzly's in CO.


The additional fees for an Elk tag are now the last thing on my mind.

Whatever you do don't give him a teddy bear.

What was your first clue?


CHOIR BOY SURVIVES DEADLY SNAKE BITE AFTER PRIEST SUCKS VENOM OUT OF GENITALS

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/ch...fter-priest-sucks-venom-out-of-genitals/

That bear has rights.

If not he sure as hell is as crazy as several of them.

Actually that one is more believable than the bear one...........Just sayin'.