Too much bad news and bitterness on the 'Fire lately, so I thought I'd post a few jokes.

/John


Two old ladies from Scotland were on holiday in Greece and decided to have their photograph taken by a beach photographer.

Having posed them suitably he disappeared under his old-fashioned black hood behind the camera.

"What's he doing now?" asked one of the old ladies, timidly.

"Oh, he's going to focus", replied the other.
"What, both of us?"

Oldies but goodies. Thanks.

And happy birthday!

An American tourist overheard two large Welsh ladies talking in a pub. Curious about their accents, he asked "Are you two ladies from Scotland?"

One of them angrily replied "It's Wales, you idiot!".

He answered "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?".

They weren't Scotts and she said: and we payin him? but thanks for the thought.


Jokes on Scotts are politically correct, but not blacks?

Happy Birthday, jpb!

Unless they are Scots. OIr Norwegions. Or Polish.