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Pumpkin Spice Spam is coming to Walmart. No, really.
Posted: 5:00 PM, Aug 15, 2019
Updated: 7:22 PM, Aug 15, 2019
By: KTNV Staff
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That's it. The pumpkin spice thing has gone too far.

Beginning Sept. 23, you will be able to find Pumpkin Spice Spam on Walmart shelves.

Fortunately, they aren't actually mixing pumpkin into the sweet mystery meat. Instead, they are mixing the meat with cinnamon, clove, allspice and nutmeg.

Spam is recommending that it be used to top waffles for a delicious fall breakfast.

Hormel, which produces Spam, initially joked about Pumpkin Spice Spam two years ago.

This story was originally published by Joyce Lupiani on KTNV .
Posted By: JeffyD Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
Blasphemy! shocked
Posted By: TNrifleman Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
Hey, I'd try it.
Posted By: rockinbbar Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
I do.


"No."

grin
Posted By: 22250rem Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
Market research............ They did some searching for a new twist on an existing product. That one apparently did good enough that they will give it a try in the marketplace. Give it a reasonable amount of time & advertising and see if it takes off. If it doesn't take off after a predetermined time it vanishes. I'm not a big pumpkin spice fan but I guess there's a bunch of the younger crowd that likes it. Time will tell.
Posted By: cisco1 Re: i have no words - 08/16/19

Belgium waffles Punkin' Spam and Peanut Butter flavored whip cream.
Posted By: TBREW401 Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
Why would you screw up good Spam??
Posted By: Wannabebwana Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
The apocalypse is nigh.
Posted By: Seafire Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
bet it'll sell well in ghetto Walmarts....
Posted By: jaguartx Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
They just ruined a can of catfish bait.
Posted By: SandBilly Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
Spam and Vienna’s haven’t been the same since they removed the slime. Why jack with a good thing?
Posted By: chlinstructor Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
Originally Posted by Seafire
bet it'll sell well in ghetto Walmarts....


LOL
Posted By: rockinbbar Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Spam and Vienna’s haven’t been the same since they removed the slime. Why jack with a good thing?



Those jalapeno vienna sausage are PDG!
Posted By: kaywoodie Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
Next will be grapefruit flavored spam.

Oh the humanity!
Posted By: HilhamHawk Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
Originally Posted by Seafire
bet it'll sell well in ghetto Walmarts....

Bet it won't. They may go through a big inventory of it, but not much of it will actually be sold.
Posted By: SandBilly Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Spam and Vienna’s haven’t been the same since they removed the slime. Why jack with a good thing?



Those jalapeno vienna sausage are PDG!


I’ll have to try that, with some Chorizo Spam..
Posted By: SockPuppet Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
Originally Posted by cisco1

Belgium waffles Punkin' Spam and Peanut Butter flavored whip cream.


Dear sir,

Never utter these words again.

Thank you,

Humanity
Posted By: Beansnbacon33 Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
Closeout crap you find piled high in stores like Big Lots.
Posted By: RS308MX Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
"Limited Edition" - I should think so!
Posted By: keith_dunlap Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
I love Spam
I hate pumpkin
None for me!
Posted By: Beansnbacon33 Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
Maybe a pickle beer to wash it down?
Posted By: Mannlicher Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
that is some sick chit
Posted By: dye7barrel Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
Hard pass
Posted By: Dutch Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
I won't miss it when it's gone....
Posted By: RickyD Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
Originally Posted by Seafire
bet it'll sell well in ghetto Walmarts....

I don't see them as exactly pumpkin spice folks.
Posted By: Seafire Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
Originally Posted by HilhamHawk
Originally Posted by Seafire
bet it'll sell well in ghetto Walmarts....

Bet it won't. They may go through a big inventory of it, but not much of it will actually be sold.


That's a damn good point....

I bet if they closed all of the ghetto Walmarts, the price of everything in other Walmarts would drop 20%...

we all wouldn't be paying for the theft in the ghetto Wally Worlds...
Posted By: Seafire Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
Originally Posted by RickyD
Originally Posted by Seafire
bet it'll sell well in ghetto Walmarts....

I don't see them as exactly pumpkin spice folks.


you're speaking of folks who will eat cat food as a snack....
Posted By: rockinbbar Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
Originally Posted by RickyD
Originally Posted by Seafire
bet it'll sell well in ghetto Walmarts....

I don't see them as exactly pumpkin spice folks.



Watermelon Spam?

Or Cheeseburger Oreo's?

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Posted By: Beansnbacon33 Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
Grape.
Posted By: Ghostinthemachine Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
Pumpkin spam sounds about as nasty as it could get.
Posted By: HilhamHawk Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
If I want pumpkin pie, I want pumpkin pie. If I want Spam, I want Spam, and not some ungodly amalgamation of the 2. Just like I have no use whatsoever for Cinnabon coffee, or Biscuits and Gravy potato chips............
Posted By: rockinbbar Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
Pumpkin spam sounds about as nasty as it could get.


Not even close...

Was at a big Stock Show a few years back and went into the sheep grower's tent. They had a huge block of meat at a table, and the guy hailed us over to try it...

He said it was Lamb Spam... Try it!

He gave me a big chunk on a cracker. I popped it in, and promptly spit it in the closest trash can... sick

He said - You didn't like it? grin

I asked him how many people had spit it out. He said a "few".... LOL
Posted By: country_20boy Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
sick sick sick sick sick
Posted By: Prwlr Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
Originally Posted by TBREW401
Why would you screw up good Spam??


++++++ 1
Posted By: Prwlr Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
Originally Posted by TBREW401
Why would you screw up good Spam??


++++++ 1 sick
Posted By: Valsdad Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
Next will be grapefruit flavored spam.

Oh the humanity!


Just you wait until the Neapolitan Ice Cream flavored version arrives!

Geno
Posted By: fishnpbr Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
I like Spam just fine! I like pumpkin pie, pumpkin muffins, pumpkin bread, whatever. Mixing pumpkin and Spam is......
well, phugged up!!
Posted By: smarquez Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
Originally Posted by TBREW401
Why would you screw up good Spam??


There is no such thing.
Posted By: SandBilly Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
Spam quesadillas


MMmmmmm mmm!
Posted By: SandBilly Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
When I throw down with Bobby Flay, That will be my signature dish...
Posted By: EdM Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
Popular gifts when I lived in Korea.

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Posted By: Beansnbacon33 Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
Low sodium Spam and eggs. Good with toast
Posted By: Ghostinthemachine Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
I like spam and a bunch of their different flavors, but pumpkin is just plain schit.
Posted By: Idaho_Shooter Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
I would have bet good money there was nothing you could do to make spam nastier than it already was.

I would be paying off that bet today.
Posted By: rockinbbar Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
It really doesn't matter if Hormel even sells one can of this stuff.

The run on the "Limited Edition" is much, much cheaper than what they would have spent on all the free advertising they are getting now.

Every major news outlet is carrying the story. We are all talking about it...


Someone is a marketing genius.
Posted By: sawbuck Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
I foresee an update to the mincemeat pie recipe.
Posted By: SandBilly Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
Fried Spam, eggs, mayo, between two slices of bread.

It’s what’s for dinner..
Posted By: jaguartx Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
Pumpkin spam sounds about as nasty as it could get.


Not even close...

Was at a big Stock Show a few years back and went into the sheep grower's tent. They had a huge block of meat at a table, and the guy hailed us over to try it...

He said it was Lamb Spam... Try it!

He gave me a big chunk on a cracker. I popped it in, and promptly spit it in the closest trash can... sick

He said - You didn't like it? grin

I asked him how many people had spit it out. He said a "few".... LOL


Hahaha. Tff.
Posted By: javman Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
Heard about it on the Chad Bentsen radio show last night and I was like WTF! Now it seems Oscar Mayer is also making hot dogs with the same freaking pumpkin spice! Guess it's must me marketed for all those snowflakes out there!
Posted By: Valsdad Re: i have no words - 08/16/19
The way you folks are talkin', limited edition and all....................



I think I'll buy a case and save them as collector items and sell them at a gun show in 20 years, along with some banned lead bullets and P-38 can openers.

Geno
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