So, this man comes home, and tells his wife he won a lottery. She says, Give me my half, I'm leaving.
He says, I won twelve dollars, here's six bucks, keep in touch.
A friend just told me that one, I thought the 'fire might like it.
Heard this one just after FLA introduced the lottery.............
Apparently the wife always played, balls were dropped and winning numbers available Saturday night......
Husband gets up early Sunday for work buys last nights winning numbers and exchanges them for her yesterdays losers.....
Off to work he goes......................
Comes home and she is packed and GONE....................... cost him $5 to find out!!!
Felt that way about the ex!
Felt that way about the ex!
Now, be nice, he or she was the love of your life.
"Keep in touch"?????
I disagree.
