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Campfire Kahuna
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So, this man comes home, and tells his wife he won a lottery. She says, Give me my half, I'm leaving.
He says, I won twelve dollars, here's six bucks, keep in touch.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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A friend just told me that one, I thought the 'fire might like it.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
WS
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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Heard this one just after FLA introduced the lottery.............
Apparently the wife always played, balls were dropped and winning numbers available Saturday night......
Husband gets up early Sunday for work buys last nights winning numbers and exchanges them for her yesterdays losers.....
Off to work he goes......................
Comes home and she is packed and GONE....................... cost him $5 to find out!!!
"...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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Campfire Ranger
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NRA LIFE MEMBER
GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS
ESPECIALLY THE SNIPERS!
"Suppose you were an idiot And suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeat myself."
-Mark Twain
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Campfire Savant
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Campfire Savant
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Felt that way about the ex!
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Campfire Tracker
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Felt that way about the ex! Now, be nice, he or she was the love of your life.
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Campfire Tracker
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"Keep in touch"?????
I disagree.
For even when we were with you, we gave you this rule: "If a man will not work, he shall not eat."
2 Thessalonians 3:10
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