Who’s been friends, dated, lived with or next door to a porn star?...

I’ve known a few girls who tried to sound like a porn star to the point a hand over her mouth and a shush was necessary to stop the theatrics...I also been with some ladies who should have done porn, turning a one night hook-up into a sport...All back in my hitter days of course.

I’d wager a guess that Slumlord, MontanaCreekHunter, or Boomer have above knowledge.

😎

PS

Bonus man points, if you married one.

There was a girl in a town about 10 miles from me who, according to the locals, went to California, and made some porn films. I knew her, and she probably would have done just that. Anyway, what I do know is that not long after she got back home, she gave the clap to about 10 men around town, including several that everybody thought was squeaky clean. Most were married, and of course their wives had to go to the doctor too.


No.....I wasn't one of them, but I knew most of them.

No, just strippers. No pics.

A friend of my sister's went to New York and worked professionally for a few years when she was young and hawt. Years later, hooked up one night and she showed me some skills... A real pro.

I know one that was in a few. I wouldn’t say she was a star but she was in a few.

Pole workers have goals too...😬😎

Skanks don’t last long in porn, one could assume. 😎

Know a stripper who had a photo spread in a biker magazine. Now she is a crazy cat lady.

Jenna and Tito used to be my neighbor

Lapua, you were my ace in the hole card....I left you off for a reason, figured you’d know one or more.

Jenna seemed like an intelligent business woman. I think she was the first millionaire porn star. Tito was a stud, until back problems and injuries ended him. 😎

Pussy isn’t always pussy...😉😎

Sharon Stone... if you count that one beaver shot...

Sharon grew up across the street from my cousins, small town girl that learned what she had at an early age.

Tito is a solid guy. Very good father to his boys.

Jenna used to turn heads when she walked through Home Depot. A bit of a chemical dependency problem though.

Jesse James and Sandra Bullock wasn't too far away either. Both very nice people.

Janine Lindemulder lived just a few houses down from JJ.

Never met Paddler, but seen some trailer hitches missing their chrome that made me wonder...

Sharon Stone would probably be a solid home porn performer. 👍🏻😎

Partied with Razor Rob and several Porn Stars on 4th of July in HB

I heard the same about Tito being a good dad...JJ fùcked up bad imo with Sandy. 😎

Just missing the goat scene.....Paddler will be along soon. He can’t resist my thread title....Hey, Doctor-Ass Humper. Trump 2020 🖕🏾😎

Yep. She was very nice and extremely friendly.

Lap, you fought once upon a time, didn’t you? Back surgeries you’ve shown look horrible. Hope you’re doing better.

Back issues suck! I broke a lower vertebrae (L1) coming off a ladder at 18’ft up. Neurosurgeon suggested planting a rod in my back when ever I determine it’s time...It’s not the time, yet. Fück that! As long as good drugs are available, I will postpone this procedure. 😎

I had a spinal cord stimulator implanted 6 weeks ago. 100% pain free now.

Figured this too...^^^^^^^Again, hope your back is getting strong 😎

Nobody wants to fess up to tapping or marrying a porn star...We’ll hit reverse and lower the expectations.

Who’s wearing out their computer keyboard on Pornhub? Where’s Slumlord and Renny....Church? 😂😜😎

Doing well. back to work on Monday.

Wife estimates with all surgeries, injections, MRI's, XRays, stimulator, etc grand total $850,000

Like Tzone none I would call "stars" but they did appear in movies. Tzone and I might even know a couple in common. One I worked with in high school and college before I left that company. Years later she ended up at the place I was then working where she married one of my coworker's. He/we discovered her secondary occupation when the Internet became available and her name was searched by our employer searching for info on employee pasts. That did not go well for either of them.

Strippers and dancers I've known many. When Solid Gold opened up in Minneapolis, it seemed every good looking waitress in the bars I hung out in left and ended up there. The brother of a former girlfriend dated one of the dancers in high school and when they reconnected there I met a lot of the girls through them. One of the managers was dating a friend so I met a few more. Two buddies married strippers, the one went from wild to church lady while the other went wilder. Both gals are still pretty attractive but are weirder than a convention of cat ladies.

Did a snowmobile poker run and one of the stops was a strip joint. The dancer when we arrived was the daughter of a buddy who could not make the trip. That was uncomfortable.

My mom babysat the Dahm triplets for a little while, they looked a little different in Playboy than when I changed their diapers.

There are probably dozens here who could make similar claims if they only knew. The Internet has made finding out such information easier for anyone who wants to know. In the old days one either had no clue or only suspicions.

It’s definitely a pile of cash...But, to be without back pain seems worth it. I’ve had some very dark nights in the beginning where it seemed like the only relief was a foot away from me in a cylinder holding 6 shiny things 😎

After three back surgeries and lots of rods and bolts I would like another option, do you mind either posting or PM me the make and model so I could do some research, I was thrown from a horse while elk hunting and nothing seems to help, thanks for any info you care to share.

Being pain free is priceless. There is an answer / solution for eveything.

One of the better threads on the 'fire

My first marriage the wife had a daughter who was mega messed up...Biological problems that followed her throughout her life.

Several years after we divorced I heard from a cop buddy that the daughter was working a pole in a bad part of town. Then she ended up pregnant with twins from a pimp. I heard my ex was raising them....

I saw the writing on the wall early in the marriage and bailed. 8 years was long enough to see this wouldn’t be a storybook ending for me the kid or my ex, who enabled this little disaster of a kid. 😎

Jimy,
Lapua should have options you might consider...Hope you find a solution, fast. 😎

Right...A guy can’t miss with porn, martial arts, guns, and back injury relief 😬😎

Wife owned a rock n roll / vintage clothing store about 10 years ago and she had a few celebrities who would shop there when in town. Bridget the midget was one of those people.

Charge battery in back once a day.

Does Toby count???😁

So, how long is church service for Renny and Slummy? Do they do full communion every Sunday or stay afterwards for the lemon cookies and milk social?

I’m sure there’s a story between those two Tennessee Rednecks that won’t shock or disappoint us. 😎

I lived with a gogo dancer for a while, dated two pole dancers at the same time in college (though I don't recall any cameras), met a few sexy women from movies, but not porn. Jamie lee curtis is a doll baby, sexy, much smaller than she looks on screen, married, and had kids when I met her in Toys are Us.

Hmmm....If Toby is a dude, absolutely NOT!

Paddler would be the exception, gay porn may be his huckleberry.

😎

did some flooring work for this one, she bought a ranch between freer and george west tx and owned a strip club here in corpus.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunset_Thomas

SHOCKED! 🤩😎

I had a bone growth stimulator put in during the second operation, it was about the size of a silver dollar with a built in battery that was supposed to last a year, there's really no telling if it worked or not, it was removed with several screws and two rods were replaced with new ones, that was 7 years ago, the pain has returned, sleep is all but impossible and bird hunting has become a thing of the past, I'm looking for new options, again thanks for the info!

Flooring work you say.....What kind of floor work Stx?

As in, you had her by the ponytail showing her the new tile? 🤣😎

Do a SCS trial

It started here...😎



More recent picture of Royce

I used to work out with his brother Rickson.

I knew you wouldn’t disappoint! Man points for being the only one to receive porn training. Congrats Boomer 🥇😎

We need some gun pictures to go with the porn...Guns, and or a favorite porn actress picture is now being considered. 😎

I got to meet Shae Marks back in 95.
Nice girl with a great personality.

Your cousin is from Meadville, home of Dad’s Dog Food, Channellock, and Sharon Stone.

Kingston,
The Scorced Earth Manners stock in the far right couch picture is the one I was trying to recall what it’s called. Can you identify it? 😎

Meadville is my home, along with Channellock and Dads, which Smuckers bought a few years back, Sharon on the other hand is from Seagertown just 4 miles up the road.

I knew a fat girl, she was in a few.

Word is plump is sexy to you....I admit it...I like a full figured gal myself. 😬😎

I left out the Boot Box. I was just there this Summer.

Seagertown used to have an old school pop bottling company with returnable bottles. We’d get a whole bunch of different flavors for the 4th of July when I was a kid.

Seagertown beverage, best pop ever when I was a kid, they just bottle the water there now.

Sent via txt, but that’s GAP camo and looks to be either an EH1A or T2A

That’s some sexy hardware...You even have a couple chunky girls in the mix. 😎

One certainly can not discriminate!

I knew one that ended up a cop for a small community near me. Lots of rumors so I asked her. Her comment was, "I had to make a living somehow..."

I knew a cop in the mid 80's that should have been...

Holy Cow! Haven't forgotten her yet...

Remember, for every hot chick there's a guy (or more) somewhere that can't wait to get away from her.

My sister has a friend who would do magazines and calendars whenever she and her husband wanted to buy something. It was hilarious. We would see her and she would look fabulous so someone would compliment her and she would respond, "Mark wants a new truck, so I am Miss OCTOBER" or something like that and we would all get a laugh.

Hunting seeing too many deer to move .

I was a card carrying member of the Traci lords fan club in 1991
That count for anything????
Railed a couple of strippers from the cat west.
JJ has a adult super store outside of gate 6 from ft campbell.

Xnxx...

Please please all I did was lay there.....


A mention of Jenine earlier, back when her and Jenna were young was the good old days.

Good Enough Ren!...
Traci Lords became the poster child for all things voodoo, after it came out she performed much of her career under the age of 18 years old.
Her fake ID could have resembled a opossum and the porn producers were like “Yeah, close enough”...”Go get naked”. 😂😎

Mark was her pimp, it sounds like...😎

Actually, this girl was very pretty. I knew her when she was a high school cheerleader, and she even won a few local beauty contests. As one fellow said, her only fault was that she just liked sex.......if that's what one would call a fault.

I wouldn't.

You all better watch out .
Your gonna get labled as a bad person on here .
By members of the 24hr campfire upright citizens brigade...

I fully concur, that would not be a fault, but rather an endearing quality. ...I would also add, that my Beaver would be a Priority and kept in tip-top shape, free of those annoying STD’s.

Beaver knows Beavers 🤣😎

I would be in some good company...Slummy is being mighty quiet. Dare say the fella has a skeleton or two porn star in his closet, maybe? 😬😎

Time for a gun....😎

My Ex wanted to do that. I trained her well, then one day she left. Started calling a few months later asking forgiveness and had to tell her no. Was training another wannabe.

That's dedication!


Nobody has mentioned knowing fluff girls....

That would an awful thing, eek. Everyone should revere pimps, human traffickers, and organized crime. Who wouldn't be proud of a wife or daughter w/ self esteem so low as to allow being used in the sex industry. Does anyone draw the line at child porn or does that require that you be an upright citizen?

YMMV


mike r

You know a lot about porn stars.

Yep, believe it or not, Toys R us.

Why are they all porn “stars”? And none are just porn “actresses”?

Rumor is Jamie Lee Curtis hermaphroditic.

Did you see Toys R Us 4? It was okay if you like that sort of thing....

Beav, you can be forgiven for hangin with porn stars........
But I see you are slummin a few Vortex & Leupold scopes.... the horror! better say ten hail marys and repent.... heathen...


Oh and I NEVER hung out with porn stars,,,, a few hookers & strippers maybe.....

Just deflave, but he's repenting now.

He runs ho,s on top of boothill/ new providence blvd
His enforcers are Tony, aka call for fire, and wee man at the car wash,

Aint seen physcho clown at baldwins appliance for awhile, he used to work for slumlord also keeping the ho,s in line.

Aint seen Zorro either in awhile, not sure what his role was.

It made an episode on 60 Minutes...I was an avid news of any kind junkie. 🙄😎

Paging Kellory.....😜😎

Silence is as good as a conviction for Slummy. He’d run a profitable operation, no doubt. Laffin 😎

So, he beat *half* the crap outta her.

Working for as long as I have in the Sportfishing/Yachting community, I’ve met a ton on famous people, including quite a few magazine girls, porn girls and pole girls. Most were met when I had signed NDA’s in place with the owners, so no pics or video unfortunately. After spending many hours and days with them, I can tell you that with the exception of a couple, most were just normal girls that if you didn’t know what they did for a living, you’d have a hard time believing they did. Also, in my experience, most of them had a better time sitting upstairs running the boat and learning how to fish than they did hanging out with the other customers. Guess I’m pretty non-judgmental that way.

I dated Bridgette the midget in high school.........

Zorro with the skinny sword, no doubt.

Old picture, circa 2016...I have been known to experiment , umm with junk. Definitely, a learning curve I failed miserably on...I did discover a fondness for the Bushnell 6500 line, and have replaced the Vortex Vipers and Diamondbacks.

Thanks Brother for pointing out one of my many shortcomings 😂🤣😎

I never would have thought a man of the cloth would surrender to hookers, strippers and heathens of the flesh....Stay strong Brother!

Rumor is simply that, a rumor. There is no evidence to support that theory, and it would be breaking HIPPA for anyone who could say one way or the other, to do so. She was born before tests were available that could determine the sex of the baby to be. Her parents chose a name for her and her sister, that could be male or female, such as sam, chris, or Kelly.

Several post earlier someone else had a tryst with a midget in a laundromat. Sorrry to break this news to you my friend. Pear 🍐 sent.
😎

Think zorro,s role was disposal of slumlords ho,s that overdosed....

Were you her first butter knife victim?

He's polishing his pocket watch collection.

HIPPA aside...Did she have a dick? Laffin. 😂😎

I guess we have had different experiences.

The women working in the sex industry that I have been around were pretty messed up.

They had drug addictions, alcoholism, daddy issues, faithfulness issues, and anger issues.

Most would take you for your last dime.... either legally, or illegally.

You knew pretty much what they were, but there were exceptions...

If you saw her in nearly any movie she made, you would know immediately, that wasn't possible. she did state once "these tits put my kids through college."
Nice lady, and truly acts like a lady.

Edit: I also met both Margaret Thatcher, and Angela lansbury. To the best of my knowledge, neither of them had dicks either, in case you intend to ask that next......

Clearly.

Have you met Michelle Obama?

She was aimin' for the ballz.........

Jamie Lee Curtis showed she had a nice rack in that movie!

Soooo judgemental........Nothing wrong with a lady showing her tits for money............And still be a lady.

A lady with a raging case of herpes is more than a rumor...Valtrex for the win 🤫😎

Definitely a look, but don’t touch sign needed here...😎

laughing

TinCock from WY claims to get laid every 15 minutes.........

does that count ?

>>>>>> <<<<<<<<<<

The thread is about porn, so yes, absolutely.

If it’s a Wyoming Goat that has a centerfold spread....Then, yes, it would count. 😜😎

Yes, many people personally know porn stars. Part of the job.

Many a girl out there has been in porn movies. They cum and they go!!

My half sister's, half sister was/is a dominatrix and has done some BDSM movies...I've "met" a few...

Those girls scare me........

Holy [bleep], she was a top-notch porn slut back in her porn days. What was she like in real life?

Yes.

No, but I thought I smelled her once. Turned out to be a sewage problem....

Smegma.

Far and away the greatest porn scene ever filmed........ 😎

The French subtitles in this one add a certain je ne sais quoit..... n’est pas? 🙂



“I can defeat them easily, there’s only 150 of them.”

Both!

Come on, man. There's no need for any talk like that around here. Watch this, and tell me if you even care anymore..........

First runner up..... 😎

“Three women with no man for who knows how long, why the very thought shriveled me like a spider on a hot stove...”



”Maybe I can come back later” (“An idle boast I assure you”)

rough without makeup.

You should see Bette Midler, more wrinkles without makeup, then an old worn out paper folding map. (Delivered a script to her as a motorcycle courier. )

You’ve met all the good ones.

No, but a few. Between a side job as an extra in the movies, and the courier service.

Kind of. Recently found out that a girl I banged when I was about 19 later turned into a porn star and somehow got caught up in some $hit and was looking at human trafficking charges. Apparently she got off (giggity)

BeardedGunsmith meet Kellory. Kellory meet BeardedGunsmith. You’re both from Ohio.

Cincinnati here.

Very Cool, What movies were you an extra in?

I was on China Beach a couple times, played Amish on Murder She Wrote, I was in Army of Darkness, a few sitcoms, and a Guiness beer commercial with Rutger Hauer. (Got a chance to discuss that crossbow he carried in Lady Hawk.)

By all standards, I am an upright citizen today..........................compared to my earlier life.

I haven't been invited to join the brigade...........................is it my lack of religiousity?

RE: porn stars. Had a coworker I was told had her own website at one time. I found this out from some of the younger guys at work, she told them but not the old guy. Musta figured I was some sort of perv! Honestly, she was an OK person, lived nextdoor for a little while. I did find out she liked both flavors though.

Worked with a guy way back in the mid 80's, had gorgeous twin daughters that made the Playboy magazine a few years before I met him. I had to look them up to see if it was truth he was telling me. He wasn't lying.

Nearest I can tell, the closest I came was seeing a barmaid with a beer cozy that said 'I'm not wearing any underwear. Film at 11" . I told her I wanted to watch that news program. She wasn't lying either. I don't believe she was in the "trade", just a gal that liked sex...............a lot.

Some of you fellas must be "rich", posting pics of those nice rifles. To heck with the "upright citizens brigade"......................y'all better watch out for the poor jealous folks.

And someone posted a comment about the best posts and listed a few things. You left out dog pics.

Geno

Oh yeah, we had a few of those too, no doubt. I think, at least for the people I worked for, they tended to pick the more discreet, drama free girls to bring along on charters vs the ones you literally wanted to duct tape and lock in their staterooms. Sometimes you just can’t tell what they were capable of beforehand, and I’ve had to go back to the dock a few times to have some of them removed, but overall most of the pro girls I’ve had on charter have been very low key, mellow, and wanted to drive the boat and fish more than party.

As for crazy, when I was running the charter boat out of NMB, the capt docked next to me chartered his boat out every Wednesday during our slow months for guys to shoot porn movies on. At the time, I was only running my boat on the weekends, as I had a full time gig during the week, but every once in a while when I wasn’t busy would tag along to “help” crew. It was funny when we had 5 guys show up in the morning asking if we needed any extra mates for the day. What they didn’t know is that most days he already had a lot of extra crew ready to help out on board. With those girls, it was pretty clear what they were and that they were a bag of worms already. Lots of fights, both verbal and physical, people showing up loaded after partying on South Beach all night, cops, arrests, etc. The Capt was an owner operator, so he was making out great on a day he would normally be tied to the dock, but to me at least, it wasn’t worth the trouble and the risk to my license. Lots of fun on those charters though...

They got one thing in common, they got the fire down below - Bob Seeger

Dated a couple high-end call girls for several months each.

At different times, of course.

They weren't down for cheatin.

I can recall a head cheerleader like that, smoking hot. Senior year she did several of the football team in the bed of a pickup at a party, after she graduated she did the same thing with several male coworkers in the stockroom Home Depot. I never had her in my class so I dunno her home environment, but if she was the least bit insecure or psycho I never saw it. Near as I could tell she just liked men, and sex.

Another one was a student of mine. One time on a dare she fellated a student in the library, the bookshelves were only waist high, he was visible, she was on her knees, there was a class being taught in the library at the time. At seventeen she was one of the hottest females I have ever encountered. Both these girls used their sexuality and their effect on men like a power tool kit. I do know this second girl came from a good home with two parents, she just really enjoyed sex and sexuality is all. I saw her after she graduated, she told me she was working in a high-dollar strip club and loved her work. I would expect both girls eventually hooked up with wealthy men.

Another student of mine had a “PornStar” decal on the back window of her car, so in class I called her “CornStarch”, she went to work in a strip club as soon as she was able, made more than I made her first year. A year later I came across her working sales in a store at the local mall. She told me that, whatever the money stripping just wasn’t worth it. She said she found herself using obscenities all the time, even to family members and whatever it paid, it wasn’t worth it.

Greetings! We need another gunsmith in this town!

What part of Cincinnati? I'm currently staying in the North Hartwell/ South Woodlawn area.

I worked with a girl who was a small time porn actress. She used to go out to NYC or Cali to shoot videos. You'd never know it-she was slim and cute, but never dressed weird, never approached anyone aggressively at work. My buddy dated a stripper down in Youngstown, Ohio, and that girl was batschidt crazy messed up. He recognized pretty early on that she was nutso, and got the heck out of dodge. She was hot though.

This thread is very telling...

Heard a couple from this town, but I didnt grow up here.....dunno who did what after HS.

We have plenty that think theyre pornstars though LOL.

My Baby sitter when I was 5-6 was Carol Connors the nurse in the Movie Deep Throat, a few years later she left town for LA! Closes Iv come to one!

This all reminded me of a story from back in my college days.

My sophomore year, this was about January of '78, I had started to figure out that TV news might not be the best career for me. I'd had some really good recognition for my writing, and I started thinking about screenwriting. I was out to dinner with some friends. One of them was Jack D. Jack was one of the local station salesmen, and had previously worked as a disc jockey. Jack was a New Yawka.

"I gotta proposition for ya." said Jack. "You write really well. I've called some friends back in New York. I sent them some of your stuff. They want to meet ya."

This was it! This was my big break!

"They produce movies," he went on. "They've got an operation on 42nd Street. You'll write the scripts. You'll have an office all to yourself overlooking Times Square."

"What's not to like about that?" I replied.

"The problem is," said Jack. "Their industry doesn't have enough people who can write good scripts with plot and characters and all. Most porn ends up being a knock on the door. The milkman comes in, and everybody starts taking off their clothes. You've got--'

"This is . . . this is porn?"

"Well, yeah." said Jack. "Sorry, I musta slipped up. . . not mentioning up front. Yeah, you could do great things for that industry. You could get your feet on the ground and then start back taking classes at NYU."

I knew my folks would be aghast. I also dead-set on getting a degree. I really didn't have qualms about writing porn at the time. In fact, the first thing I'd gotten published in College was a SF short story about a lonely divorcee and a robot telephone repairman.

I think the biggest thing that sent me off was that I'd had a brief encounter with Larry Flynt the previous winter. We'd not been even introduced and he was already trying to use me. I'd had a really bad taste in my mouth over that, and I was still peeved. Working for a sleezebag was not my idea of success.

About a decade later, I was dating an opera singer that moved back to New York to jumpstart her career. Her apartment was at 42nd and 8th Avenue, overlooking Time Square. The door to her building was right next to a Live Sex Show, and when we went in and out, folks thought we were the stars showing up. I finally got a taste of the big city-- didn't like it much. I was glad I'd stayed in Cincinnati.

I mated for a friend on Pamlico sound for the Giant redfish with the owners of ADAM and EVE. They always brought a couple of models down with them. When we hit open water off came the tops and some times more. Was tough cutting baits and rigging those days. They always brought a big box of videos and play toys to hand out for advertisement.

A twenty-something coworker used to brag on hanging out at a strip club, married one of the girls when she got pregnant. He would brag about the sex they were having.

After she gave birth she made his life a living Hell. He was often late the times she just up and left him with the infant in the morning. He wasn’t hired back the following year.

Last I heard she was moving out, using a car some wealthy strip club patron in his 60’s had bought for her. So yeah, that one really fit Rb’s description of a psycho who would milk a man for every last dime.

You were a stand-in?

The irony of you nautical folks using the term mate in a porn thread is not lost.

RH just died not to long ago. What did he have to say about the CB?

None of the above, but.......... I have been to Budapest.

Closest thing to anything porn I ever was around.. was growing up in Metro D.C.

with 435 members of Congress, 100 Senators, The occupants of the White House, and the Supreme Court..

I was around people who screwed everyone... every citizen in the USA on a regular basis...

They make the drug using slut porn actress look like the Church Lady.

I had studied that crossbow, frame by frame in the movie, intending to recreate it. The more I studied it, the less sense it made. It was a double decker crossbow with top and bottom bows, and no matter how i figured it out, there was no mechanism i could foresee that would keep that bottom bolt in place, and still fire, as shown in one very brief scene. It baffles me. I had to ask....
Turns out, it was held in place with super glue! And the one very close, fast shot you see fired, was a mock up piece, using compressed air to throw the bolt. It was too close a camera shot to see how it's fired, but just enough to see it launch off the bottom rail. (Lol...movie magic. How tall was King King? 3 feet. )

Yeah, Hollyweird magic, it's something else.

I was mostly interested in her personality. ;-)

I know this guy, or a dude just like him....

RK,
if you’re out there, hope you doing good, the kid is well, and you’re staying out of the strip clubs. 😎

PS
did you ever get the breathalyzer off your car she left you to deal with?

I’m not touching that one Toby!

I dated a girl back in high school that got hooked on drugs and started turning tricks to pay for it. Luckily I found out about it almost immediately and ended that relationship.

Most of the girls in the strip clubs around here augment their income by modeling, appearing in videos,bachelor parties, trips to Vegas to work the strip and turning trick with local club patrons. Whatever it takes to support themselves and their kids, many live a high flying lifestyle for a while and burn out by age 40.

When I was in college I was pretty close friends with a stripper. I have not seen her in many years now.

The OP questioned whether someone had married a porn star. I think a guy would have to be plain stupid to marry a porn star. Marrying a stripper is a bad idea too. I knew a guy who married a stripper and it didn't end well.

Wheres your sense of adventure gramps?

Not yet...

Beaver10: Back in the day I was a law enforcement type and served several "stints" on Seattle's famous (infamous!) "Skid Road".
Sadly this beat was immediately adjacent to a long time favored haunt of young (mostly runaway's) homosexual boys who were intent on earning monies prostituting themselves.
Several times over the years I had occasion to "run off" the well known porn-star, drag queen, pedophile(?) know as "Divine"!
Seems "he" was greatly attracted to rather young boy whores.
On one occasion he and another drag queen type kept circling the block looking the young male prostitutes over and stopping to chat - he (she?) was driving a brand new Mercedes that turned out to be registered to a limp wristed Seattle city councilman.
The two "dragsters" had flown up from kalifornicationkopia to seek out new prospects, it seemed, here in the area of Skid Road known, amongst homosexuals, as "Second and Penney's" (it was the block that the J.C. Penney's store was back then - Second and Union).
Both deviants were given final warnings and were told they would be arrested if they continued "contacting" known prostitutes in this known area of homosexual prostitution.
Looking back I wish I had taken the rest of that late night shift to do the paperwork on the kalifornicationkopian metro-sexuals.
The entity known as "Divine" asked me as he (she? ) was leaving if I hadn't stopped her (him?) before - indeed I had, I replied.
The actor, pornist known as "Divine" died at a young age as I recall.
Among the movies he (she?) made with John Waters (director, producer) were Hairspray, Lust in the Dust and Pink Flamingo.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy

Why I godda be all that?????

Keep your hopes up,


there's always time until you're in the pine box.


Just look at Hef for an example.


Geno

A buddy of mine lived with a chick for a few years that posed in Playboy one time. She looked a lot better in the magazine than she did in real life.

Seka is from where I sit at work, small town USA

Marrying a female that works in the sex industry is just plain stupid. Most if not all have a past like 40 miles of bad road, only decisions they know how to make are bad ones. Marrying them won't change a thing except ruin your life, plenty of good women that are good looking and great in the sack, leave the strippers and porn stars alone.

A friend of mines mom worked in a gentlemans club for awhile as a hair dresser back in the 90s. The girls would tell her all of their problems and most of them were train wrecks, they would also have brutal fights over high paying patrons in the dressing room. She didnt stay there long and after she left one of the girls took her own life.

My sis in law cooks the books at the dillldoe factory.

Ya I did.........'till I married her

LMAO, not that I know of.

I knew a couple who would have been if they hadn't been ugly and had the crabs.

I tried to tell 'em,....

Be laying there wheezin',.....tell her,..."Shhhhheeeit,.....rub some kerosene on ya pussy for a day or two,...have somebody cut that wart off ya nose,...you could have a career!"

But they wouldn't listen.

Mebbe if ya hadn't said it to the top of her head she'da heard ya.

Denny does Dallas..........

Nother Stripper horror story.

Used to be six months verifiable cohabitation equaled a “Common Law Marriage” in Texas ( dunno what it is now), meant she could divorce you and claim 1/2 your assets. I ran into a real unhappy Software Engineer in the BMW motorcycle shop in Austin one time, seems his Stripper Common Law wife had waited seven months with all her bills etc mailed to that guy’s address as proof of residency, then sued him for divorce.

Birdie, you think maybe a stripper stole your keys?

I worked with a stripper years back, at a pet store. She worked part time after she fell off stage and blew her knee out.Never visited her former place of employment. I am guessing it was very poorly lite and had a five or six drink minimum. As typical of the not so hot she dressed and acted like she was a perfect 10. Had a ton of baggage was just an all around mess.The real kicker was she ended up marrying another guy I worked with. A Mormon. Still trying to figure that one out.

Doesn’t everyone make home porn these days?

The Iowa boys do it, but they're to busy working the fields right now to get romantic with their sheep.........

Of course not, I would have given them to her.

My town somewhat famous for a club.
Back in the day anyway.
Some locals worked it, others from small satellite burgs.

Could spot em a mile away.
Even the ones that tried to stay on the down low.

Just had that attitude.
A chunk worse than the normal woman that thinks she knows everything.

no more common law in Tx, my brother went through that [bleep] a few yrs back his ex didn't get chit from him. she had lived with him over 10 yrs and they had two kids.