Little Johnny/ A sad story. - 10/16/19
For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle .
His father said,
“Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $289,000 and your mother just lost her job .
There’s no way we can afford it.”
The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked,
“Son, where are you going?”
Little Johnny told him ,
“I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out .
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too .
And I’ll be damned if I’m staying here by myself with a $289,000 mortgage and no phookin’ bike.”
His father said,
“Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $289,000 and your mother just lost her job .
There’s no way we can afford it.”
The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked,
“Son, where are you going?”
Little Johnny told him ,
“I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out .
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too .
And I’ll be damned if I’m staying here by myself with a $289,000 mortgage and no phookin’ bike.”
