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For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle .
His father said,
“Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $289,000 and your mother just lost her job .
There’s no way we can afford it.”
The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked,
“Son, where are you going?”
Little Johnny told him ,
“I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out .
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too .
And I’ll be damned if I’m staying here by myself with a $289,000 mortgage and no phookin’ bike.”
When its time to fight, you fight like you are the third monkey on the ramp to get on Noah's Arc... and brother, it is starting to rain!
The chair is against the wall.
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NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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That Johnny is a character!!
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Har!! 
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"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Good One!
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Best one yet . . . 
"All that the South has ever desired was that the Union, as established by our forefathers, should be preserved, and that the government, as originally organized, should be administered in purity and truth." – Robert E. Lee
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