retirement - what men do when they die and women do when they marry! Al Bundy

The wife isn't home tonight?

Nah. Got a flue shot yesterday at my doc's and feel like crap today! Watching a Married with children marathon when this gem popped up! Gave me a good chuckle!

I saw a cross stich in a center. Woman's point of view.

"Retirement, half as much money, twice as much husband".

It won’t be too long for me, Wifey is 10 years younger. I’ll have a little time to myself.

The biggest problem for both is getting used to being around each other 24 hours a day, when you are used to having your own space for a minimum of 9 hours a day, and so is she. We both command our own universe (more or less) until we retire, then we share that space. Very difficult transition.

Back when they lived in a 10 x 16 cabin.

Oh yeah.

I retired 4 years ago & wife is 5 years younger & still works. The once anticipated weekends now seem somewhat hectic. Monday to Friday is now the peaceful time.

Marry an older woman. Problem solved.

I'm kidding of course. My wife will be well taken care of. Wouldn't have it any other way.

My wife is nine years younger. I'm glad she likes her job since she is going to be working after I retire.

Al Bundy is a philosopher on par with Socrates.

Socrates="Gee, that didn't TASTE like tomato juice!"

I liked Al Bundy, he did suffer a lot on the show!

Pay attention to this, if you are planning retirement!!

Indeed! It is at least as difficult as learning marriage. Without the sex, of course.

I guess I will have to learn to cook, have supper ready when wifey gets home!

Can’t the guy just go fishing or something every day? Like it’s his job?

A week on vacation is a long time of togetherness, can’t imagine every damn day.