Just got a call from the nicest, most helpful people at Social Security Office. The government must have a program to hire immigrants, because all 3 of the people I spoke with had similar accents. The agent said he would do all he could to help keep me out of prison and then turned me over to 2 different enforcement officers who were equally interest in helping solve the problem. When I told him that I was on parole and would never be taken alive again, he didn't even flinch, not even after being told that I got a year in prison for stalking, murdering and cutting the head, hands and feet off of a phone scammer. His only comment was, "you only got a year for murder in Texas?" I said no, I'm in Georgia and the judge said it was justifiable homicide, but charged me with felony littering for throwing the body parts out the window driving home. He said he wasn't interested in sending me back to prison, but the problem was the car that was impounded in Texas that was rented to my name and SS number and when they checked my bank account the found that $240K had been wired to it from a foreign source. When I told him that a lawyer had called me from Nigeria informing me that a rich uncle had died and left me $250K in his will if I'd send them $5K for handling I figured that large bank deposit was just for that since I sent him the money over a month ago. At that point he insisted on my full social security number again to cross reference with the bank records. I told him I thought he was trying to trick me by keeping me on the line until the police got here and I needed to hang up to flee, but he insisted this could be worked out with a credit card purchase from Walmart. When the credit card number I offered didn't match the first one I gave him, he became really irate and called me a name and hung up. I really thought he wanted to help. I've gotta' write those credit card numbers down in the future so I can repeat 'em when they ask a second time.
Yeah officer Steve with the IRS in Ft Worth was gonna arrest me if I didn't give him a CC # for $15K right there on the spot. I asked him if he had my address to which he replied " of course I do, I'm a government agent. " i informed him I didn't have a credit card, strictly cash kinda guy, come to the house and get it. And when you do, bring body bags and body armor.
I have been known to answer scammer calls with, "the job is done, but you are going to have to pay me more to clean up all the blood." They seem to hang up pretty quickly.
Yesterday I received a cashier's check in the amount of $3,426. The letter instructed me to deposit the check and then draw out money and buy gift cards. I was then to give them the gift card numbers so I could check out store service.
I asked my bank to investigate the check. The bank was real but the company didn't have an account. The bank lady told me if I gave the gift card numbers they could use them and a couple days later the check bounces.
This thread is highly entertaining.... I normally hang up on those idiots if I even answer. Haven't yanked one's chain in years. Now that I'm retired and have more time to play around I should take some tips from some of the posters here on giving those scammers what they deserve.
My name is Richard or susan Or what the fugg ever Paki or indian accent 10 k voices on the background also scamming I fugg with em about it not being their name I just focus on it not being their name for as long as it takes for em to get really flustered
Then tell how pathetic they are working for a place trying to scam people worldwide.
Ask em if they like steak or pork.
Just fugg with em.
If the mood is right . If not ... Just the classic F.O......
My (then) office manager told one, who threatened to shut off our electricity, to hold a couple of minutes. Then she got back with him, and told him that I instructed her that they could come on over, but to call the police first, because I'd be happy to meet them at the electrical service! And I've been known to get a little belligerent.
If they're female just tell them to keep talkin' all sexy like whilst you get the lotion out. Ask them what kinda undies they wearin'. And do they like top or bottom.
But most of the time it's dudes, so I just keep pressing numbers on the phone and beep the crap out of them.
I learned to say "You fugg goats when you're not screwing your sister" in Hindi. You'd be surprised how many English cusswords those clowns know! Jerry
Yeah officer Steve with the IRS in Ft Worth was gonna arrest me if I didn't give him a CC # for $15K right there on the spot. I asked him if he had my address to which he replied " of course I do, I'm a government agent. " i informed him I didn't have a credit card, strictly cash kinda guy, come to the house and get it. And when you do, bring body bags and body armor.
Hahaha. You shoulda told him you worked for the FBI.
I kept my voice mail for a couple weeks to share. The hilarious part was being told that I would be "busted by the local cops". I just can't believe anyone would fall for that.
I felt pretty good the night that I kept one on the phone for almost an hour. He finally hung up ON ME after I laughed at him for his feeble attempt to cuss me...
I was watching tv with the wife one night, and this oriental woman called me trying to sell me some viagra. I asked her if she would help me try it out if I bought some, because I'm not getting any here. She hung up on me, and wifey was not impressed.
Just got a call from the nicest, most helpful people at Social Security Office. The government must have a program to hire immigrants, because all 3 of the people I spoke with had similar accents. The agent said he would do all he could to help keep me out of prison and then turned me over to 2 different enforcement officers who were equally interest in helping solve the problem. When I told him that I was on parole and would never be taken alive again, he didn't even flinch, not even after being told that I got a year in prison for stalking, murdering and cutting the head, hands and feet off of a phone scammer. His only comment was, "you only got a year for murder in Texas?" I said no, I'm in Georgia and the judge said it was justifiable homicide, but charged me with felony littering for throwing the body parts out the window driving home. He said he wasn't interested in sending me back to prison, but the problem was the car that was impounded in Texas that was rented to my name and SS number and when they checked my bank account the found that $240K had been wired to it from a foreign source. When I told him that a lawyer had called me from Nigeria informing me that a rich uncle had died and left me $250K in his will if I'd send them $5K for handling I figured that large bank deposit was just for that since I sent him the money over a month ago. At that point he insisted on my full social security number again to cross reference with the bank records. I told him I thought he was trying to trick me by keeping me on the line until the police got here and I needed to hang up to flee, but he insisted this could be worked out with a credit card purchase from Walmart. When the credit card number I offered didn't match the first one I gave him, he became really irate and called me a name and hung up. I really thought he wanted to help. I've gotta' write those credit card numbers down in the future so I can repeat 'em when they ask a second time.
Had one call, after asking him to put someone on that spoke english he started getting pissed, threatened to come over and kill me with an ak47, during the conversation he kept saying BOOM, when I questioned what that meant he said he would blow up my house...............
Kept him going for about 20 minutes, he gave up, then I called the real FBI.......... reported all threats and insinuations, gave them the number...........
Just got a call from the nicest, most helpful people at Social Security Office. The government must have a program to hire immigrants, because all 3 of the people I spoke with had similar accents. The agent said he would do all he could to help keep me out of prison and then turned me over to 2 different enforcement officers who were equally interest in helping solve the problem. When I told him that I was on parole and would never be taken alive again, he didn't even flinch, not even after being told that I got a year in prison for stalking, murdering and cutting the head, hands and feet off of a phone scammer. His only comment was, "you only got a year for murder in Texas?" I said no, I'm in Georgia and the judge said it was justifiable homicide, but charged me with felony littering for throwing the body parts out the window driving home. He said he wasn't interested in sending me back to prison, but the problem was the car that was impounded in Texas that was rented to my name and SS number and when they checked my bank account the found that $240K had been wired to it from a foreign source. When I told him that a lawyer had called me from Nigeria informing me that a rich uncle had died and left me $250K in his will if I'd send them $5K for handling I figured that large bank deposit was just for that since I sent him the money over a month ago. At that point he insisted on my full social security number again to cross reference with the bank records. I told him I thought he was trying to trick me by keeping me on the line until the police got here and I needed to hang up to flee, but he insisted this could be worked out with a credit card purchase from Walmart. When the credit card number I offered didn't match the first one I gave him, he became really irate and called me a name and hung up. I really thought he wanted to help. I've gotta' write those credit card numbers down in the future so I can repeat 'em when they ask a second time.
Turban headed shiitball called 3 times on Thanksgiving day. I asked him who in their right mind would think any government office would be open anywhere near a holiday. Ended those calls quick.
Another time I asked what part of Pakistan they were calling from. He said, "Don't worry about my country". I said, "I don't, cause it's a $hithole".
One I told what they were doing was bad karma and the next typhoon was going to sweep them out to sea
They wanted to reduce my electric bill. I ask if she could t it turned back on. We hadn't been able to pay the bill. The poor woman felt bad for me, said she was sorry we were struggling.... I laughed and said "All BS, I was just Fan with you." Felt kinda bad, she was nice.
Ask a Dot Head if he ate pork, took 3 tries to get him to understand. The told him he should.
Ask them for a native English speaker. They get mad.
They were going to send me a check, needed info. "My Dad is Vietnamese, I'll spell my name. ]P-H-U-C-K"
He interrupted me, "Yes, and your last name is You, like F--k you?" "Yep, you must know me."
No one gets my number unless it is necessary, I don't answer unknown calls if you need to reach me leave a message. Doubt I get a scam call over 3 or 4 times a year
Just get a boat air horn. Talk softly so they turn up the volume and then give them a blast.
Used the boat air horn myself once at home. Bought a whole new set of cordless phones as a result. The one I was using and the base unit never worked again.
Just got a call from the nicest, most helpful people at Social Security Office. The government must have a program to hire immigrants, because all 3 of the people I spoke with had similar accents. The agent said he would do all he could to help keep me out of prison and then turned me over to 2 different enforcement officers who were equally interest in helping solve the problem. When I told him that I was on parole and would never be taken alive again, he didn't even flinch, not even after being told that I got a year in prison for stalking, murdering and cutting the head, hands and feet off of a phone scammer. His only comment was, "you only got a year for murder in Texas?" I said no, I'm in Georgia and the judge said it was justifiable homicide, but charged me with felony littering for throwing the body parts out the window driving home. He said he wasn't interested in sending me back to prison, but the problem was the car that was impounded in Texas that was rented to my name and SS number and when they checked my bank account the found that $240K had been wired to it from a foreign source. When I told him that a lawyer had called me from Nigeria informing me that a rich uncle had died and left me $250K in his will if I'd send them $5K for handling I figured that large bank deposit was just for that since I sent him the money over a month ago. At that point he insisted on my full social security number again to cross reference with the bank records. I told him I thought he was trying to trick me by keeping me on the line until the police got here and I needed to hang up to flee, but he insisted this could be worked out with a credit card purchase from Walmart. When the credit card number I offered didn't match the first one I gave him, he became really irate and called me a name and hung up. I really thought he wanted to help. I've gotta' write those credit card numbers down in the future so I can repeat 'em when they ask a second time.
