They're all alike. Some fat woman turns up weighing 750 pounds,.....got a tattoo of a dolphin that's been stretched so much that it looks like a baleen whale,...and Dr. No tells her if she loses 500 pounds,...he'll remove her stomach.
All the while there's a dorky little skinny ass man sitting to the side feeding her scoops of peanut butter with an entrenching tool.
Between gulping down peanut butter, the fat woman is nodding and slobbering out,..."I'll do it!"
On the way home the little dorky man stops off at the do-nut shop and lets her eat 2 dozen maple sugar pastries.
They show back up at Dr No's place two weeks later and he says,.."Your ass is fattern last time!,...who has been feeding you?"
The little dorky ass boyfriend shruggs his shoulders and says,..."I'm outta this"
Meanwhile,...the fat bitch pulls a pack of beef jerky out from under her left tit and is going to town.
They're all alike. Some fat woman turns up weighing 750 pounds,.....got a tattoo of a dolphin that's been stretched so much that it looks like a baleen whale,...and Dr. No tells her if she loses 500 pounds,...he'll remove her stomach.
All the while there's a dorky little skinny ass man sitting to the side feeding her scoops of peanut butter with an entrenching tool.
Between gulping down peanut butter, the fat woman is nodding and slobbering out,..."I'll do it!"
On the way home the little dorky man stops off at the do-nut shop and lets her eat 2 dozen maple sugar pastries.
They show back up at Dr No's place two weeks later and he says,.."Your ass is fattern last time!,...who has been feeding you?"
The little dorky ass boyfriend shruggs his shoulders and says,..."I'm outta this"
Meanwhile,...the fat bitch pulls a pack of beef jerky out from under her left tit and is going to town.
I hate that show.
Is that the fat bitch that chain smokes Chesterfields?
They're all alike. Some fat woman turns up weighing 750 pounds,.....got a tattoo of a dolphin that's been stretched so much that it looks like a baleen whale,...and Dr. No tells her if she loses 500 pounds,...he'll remove her stomach.
All the while there's a dorky little skinny ass man sitting to the side feeding her scoops of peanut butter with an entrenching tool.
Between gulping down peanut butter, the fat woman is nodding and slobbering out,..."I'll do it!"
On the way home the little dorky man stops off at the do-nut shop and lets her eat 2 dozen maple sugar pastries.
They show back up at Dr No's place two weeks later and he says,.."Your ass is fattern last time!,...who has been feeding you?"
The little dorky ass boyfriend shruggs his shoulders and says,..."I'm outta this"
Meanwhile,...the fat bitch pulls a pack of beef jerky out from under her left tit and is going to town.
I hate that show.
I'll have u know sir that skinny guys keeping their women fat are known in the chubby chaser world as a "Feeders". My internet travels go to some dark places sometimes haha
Bristoe, you have me rolling on the freaking floor!
Almost every night, I’m trying to go to bed, and my wife is watching a show about 800lb porkers, oozing sores (dr pimple popper), or 15yo unwed mother’s. I laughingly tell her she should find a show about 800lb people with oozing sores that are having babies out of wedlock.
JUST this evening she said she’s going to watch a show about murder. I said “I’m fine with that” :-)
800 channels of f-ing TV, and if it’s not about wars, history, cars, hunting or guns..... it’s all pretty unwatchable.
I've never heard of that show, either. All I know is that there's a lot of mind rotting garbage on TV and that's why I watch so little of it. Most of that stuff is geared for folks that don't have much of a life.
I wonder what it’s like to Fuuck a 600 pound woman???
Who in their right mind would want to? There is absolutely nothing that disgusts me more than an extremely overweight person. I get it that some people are just big boned to begin with, and are not fat, just big people. But, then there is fat.......most of which is inexcusable. In today's world that we live in, with the medical advances we have, there is no excuse for a person becoming sloppy fat.
I wonder what it’s like to Fuuck a 600 pound woman???
Who in their right mind would want to?
This is a trick question?
All black guys AND 1/2 of the 101st Airborne Divison
LOL......Negroes love them some big ole White gals, you know the ones that can't get a White boy cause they're too fat. As far as the 101st goes, a nanny goat tied out by Gate 4 wouldn't lack for attention.
I wonder what it’s like to Fuuck a 600 pound woman???
Who in their right mind would want to? There is absolutely nothing that disgusts me more than an extremely overweight person. I get it that some people are just big boned to begin with, and are not fat, just big people. But, then there is fat.......most of which is inexcusable. In today's world that we live in, with the medical advances we have, there is no excuse for a person becoming sloppy fat.
Well JJ, you don't know what you're missin' out on.
Bristoe, you have me rolling on the freaking floor!
Almost every night, I’m trying to go to bed, and my wife is watching a show about 800lb porkers, oozing sores (dr pimple popper), or 15yo unwed mother’s. I laughingly tell her she should find a show about 800lb people with oozing sores that are having babies out of wedlock.
JUST this evening she said she’s going to watch a show about murder. I said “I’m fine with that” :-)
800 channels of f-ing TV, and if it’s not about wars, history, cars, hunting or guns..... it’s all pretty unwatchable.
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