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They're all alike. Some fat woman turns up weighing 750 pounds,.....got a tattoo of a dolphin that's been stretched so much that it looks like a baleen whale,...and Dr. No tells her if she loses 500 pounds,...he'll remove her stomach.
All the while there's a dorky little skinny ass man sitting to the side feeding her scoops of peanut butter with an entrenching tool.
Between gulping down peanut butter, the fat woman is nodding and slobbering out,..."I'll do it!"
On the way home the little dorky man stops off at the do-nut shop and lets her eat 2 dozen maple sugar pastries.
They show back up at Dr No's place two weeks later and he says,.."Your ass is fattern last time!,...who has been feeding you?"
The little dorky ass boyfriend shruggs his shoulders and says,..."I'm outta this"
Meanwhile,...the fat bitch pulls a pack of beef jerky out from under her left tit and is going to town.
I hate that show.
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Campfire Kahuna
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I'd date any gal that had beef jerky in her tits.........
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
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Campfire Outfitter
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Beef jerky is a low fat, low calorie food.
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I always wondered about how glorious their morning glories are... but i have an idea its a off n on all day glory, not just morning.
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Beef jerky is a low fat, low calorie food. Well,...thank you for that bit of insight.
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Campfire Ranger
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"I Birn Quhil I Se" MacLeod of Lewis
I Burn While I See
Hold Fast MacLeod of Harris
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I'm sure that the 750 pound bitch will appreciate it.
Dr No: "What have you eaten since last time?"
Big old bitch: "Nothing except 2700 pounds of been jerky,....been constipated like a big dog, too!
I passed a fire log yesterday. Thought I was gonna have a stroke!"
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My wife likes that show as well. Spot on description Bristoe.
Yup.
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Fat chicks
My first thought is how can they wash their nether regions appropriately?
Gotta be a lot of yeast and other stuff down there. Never banged a fat chick and never voted for one. That means you Hillary
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Campfire Kahuna
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I don't think I've ever seen that show. What color is that ol gal's single wide?
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Campfire Kahuna
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They're all alike. Some fat woman turns up weighing 750 pounds,.....got a tattoo of a dolphin that's been stretched so much that it looks like a baleen whale,...and Dr. No tells her if she loses 500 pounds,...he'll remove her stomach.
All the while there's a dorky little skinny ass man sitting to the side feeding her scoops of peanut butter with an entrenching tool.
Between gulping down peanut butter, the fat woman is nodding and slobbering out,..."I'll do it!"
On the way home the little dorky man stops off at the do-nut shop and lets her eat 2 dozen maple sugar pastries.
They show back up at Dr No's place two weeks later and he says,.."Your ass is fattern last time!,...who has been feeding you?"
The little dorky ass boyfriend shruggs his shoulders and says,..."I'm outta this"
Meanwhile,...the fat bitch pulls a pack of beef jerky out from under her left tit and is going to town.
I hate that show. Is that the fat bitch that chain smokes Chesterfields?
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They're all alike. Some fat woman turns up weighing 750 pounds,.....got a tattoo of a dolphin that's been stretched so much that it looks like a baleen whale,...and Dr. No tells her if she loses 500 pounds,...he'll remove her stomach.
All the while there's a dorky little skinny ass man sitting to the side feeding her scoops of peanut butter with an entrenching tool.
Between gulping down peanut butter, the fat woman is nodding and slobbering out,..."I'll do it!"
On the way home the little dorky man stops off at the do-nut shop and lets her eat 2 dozen maple sugar pastries.
They show back up at Dr No's place two weeks later and he says,.."Your ass is fattern last time!,...who has been feeding you?"
The little dorky ass boyfriend shruggs his shoulders and says,..."I'm outta this"
Meanwhile,...the fat bitch pulls a pack of beef jerky out from under her left tit and is going to town.
I hate that show. I'll have u know sir that skinny guys keeping their women fat are known in the chubby chaser world as a "Feeders". My internet travels go to some dark places sometimes haha
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Creative writing is definitely your forte.😂
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Bristoe, you have me rolling on the freaking floor!
Almost every night, I’m trying to go to bed, and my wife is watching a show about 800lb porkers, oozing sores (dr pimple popper), or 15yo unwed mother’s. I laughingly tell her she should find a show about 800lb people with oozing sores that are having babies out of wedlock.
JUST this evening she said she’s going to watch a show about murder. I said “I’m fine with that” :-)
800 channels of f-ing TV, and if it’s not about wars, history, cars, hunting or guns..... it’s all pretty unwatchable.
"I'm from the government, and I'm here to help"
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Who’s the fella here that like posting pics of the corpulent kind?
Was it Hanco?
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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Sounds like I'm missing out. I guess it'd be entertaining watching a big ol gal runnin the folds looking for crumbs.
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I watched that 600lb life show one day and then turned to the hoarders show.....It got too personal for me , so I turned off the TV.
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I didn’t know anyone really watched that crap!
You are not the father!!!
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