Under the weather today, and am sitting in my office, with TV going in family room. Too lazy to get up and change channel or turn it off. It's still on CBS station that we use for our early morning local news. Kelly Clarkson show is on, and all I've seen so far are big women. I guess this is the trend now on TV..............big women are in, small ones are out.......Blacks are in, Whites are out.....homosexuals are in, heterosexuals are out.......and of course, Liberals are in, Conservatives out.


Have to admit though, that I don't give a chit about watching a bunch of fat girls parading around, thinking they look hot.

Disgusting. Tattoos are like bumper stickers on a Ferrari.

As convoluted as liberals are, they actually think men can be talked into being attracted to fat.

Fat chicks put out

I’m trolling for Texans, ssshhhh!!

Everything is bigger in Texas

sick puppies here sometimes

We like em big down here!!!!

Man that used to help me on the farm said there was two kinds.............good ole big ones, and big old good ones.

From the way he talked, I have no doubt that he preferred big, and the bigger the better.

That is just wrong.

I really wish I hadn't seen that that's going to be disturbing for a while

Same here. Then I started thinking that gravy would be the better joke and then grossed myself out.

A Texan was lovin' his girlfriend in the barn when her Mama walked in and caught them in the act- - - - -she said "MOOOOOO!"
Jerry

Jersey cows are the prettiest

Should have known better than to follow this track. I pray that someday medical science will develop a pill allowing me unsee selected views.

Best thread in the last 2 hours!

The sex is great at first, then you gotta talk to them

I'd wager that anyone too lazy too turn the channel on his TV ain't a real specimen either.

You should have put one of those "May be offensive to some viewers" warnings at the beginning of this thread.

Like riding a moped......

How do these really fat chicks get knocked up?

Does the guy have a 12” dick or do they use a turkey baster?

The south.

There's attractive curvy women,





Then there are the nightmare scenarios already shared.


It's never not hard to know the difference.

Warm in the winter,
Shade in the summer.

What's not to love?

There is so much sweat the swimmers can go upstream easily. LOL

Lil James doesn't want to watch The View.

He just can't bring himself to change the channel.

She's outfuggin awesome...

Even with them little titties?

Shocked!

Butt like a Belgium plow horse...

The look,the look,

You must be a 700 shooter...

And I know how everybody likes fence post photos,

Sick bastid! 😜

Someone's gotta do it...



Yo girlfriend so fat her belt size is equator.



Yo girlfriend so fat she got baptized at Sea World.



Yo girlfriend so fat she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.



To girlfriend so fat, every time she turns around you have to throw her a welcome back party.



Yo girlfriend so fat, the Hogwarts sorting hat put her in all four houses.



You girlfriend so fat her belt loops have mile markers.



Yo girlfriend so fat, Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes.



Yo girlfriend so fat, when she goes camping the bears hide their food from her.



Yo girlfriend so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Columbus claimed her for Spain.



Yo girlfriend so fat, for Halloween she put on a white sheet and went as Antarctica.



Yo girlfriend so fat, when God said "let there be light", he asked her to get outta the way.

Knew I shouldn't have clicked, yet I did.

Lets try to salvage this train wreck.


Here we go,

Can someone do a welfare check on Lapua? 😎

Workable

This is the BIG GIRL show - keep those skinny chicks out of here!

When in the F did this whole "fat, out of shape asses are hot" disaster happen?

You can start by thanking Sports Illustrated. Not sure who first let the fat model chick (name escapes me, but I think she just had a baby or is pregnant) onto my screen.....but it's multiplying. Somebody must like them.

It is called propofol. Just don't be like Michael Jackson.

More fat broads please.

Negative, Ghostrider. Let's not, OK?

Why bother? Changer the channel and you still get the same old schit, AKA brainwashing propaganda meant to destroy this country.
Paul B.

Ashley Graham? Yeah, she's hot.

I like how you think! Are you sure you all ain’t from Texas???

everything is bigger in texas, especially the women

I was in Michigan last month and saw a ton of hot chicks! I knew they were hot because they sweat so much in a cold snap!

So wrong.
That needs a warning Hanco!!!!
Pass the 👁 bleach please.

I have never been that lonesome and will remain so. despite hollyweird, it is not OKAY for a woman to reach whale status.

Damn guys....that would scag a maggot off a gut wagon!!

Not unless he's packing a foot and a half of lumber.

And since everyone likes guns,

James is having much the same luck with this thread as I sometimes do.

Them sum big uns

Saw this on FB on Dyson ad. 😂😂

She had been looking for him for a couple days......

Screech !!

With all the eye candy I wish I were from Texas, I see why you need a wall to keep the Mexicans out.

I don't see how you guys navigate all those lumps and folds, I feel the frame inside my womans body, they ARE NOT built to carry 200 to 800 pounds, I don't see how their bones don't crumble under the load.

Gunner, they're not fat; they're just big-boned. (That's what I told people about an old girlfriend.)

LMAO! bet your feed and utility bills went down when you turned her out to pasture ; ]

Dude!! That was a low blow.

You sure like the husky gals, hanco. Is your wife a plus size gal?

That gal looks like a 300lb tub of strawberry shortcake mixed with hog lard.

Who’s gonna frisk her?

Not hardly, she be an Aggie engineer

Glad I ate breakfast at 4am, that means I had lunch at 10:30, maybe I can keep it down, barf!

Lost half my sight on this thread.

Its alla that dancing!

That is baddddd....

Man can't get exited about that right there probably ain't got no spring left in him .
Holy he'll ! That's one hot gal right there .
Kenneth

That there ass grew right around that thong.

She could hide a Dodge Ram truck in there

Definitely would have to be a.....RAM.

Naw......
She just used an extra 8 ft of 550 cord to extend that thong.
And it was pushing the cords breakaway strength for sure.

That "fine azz" free willie is skinny Bro bait around New Providence Blvd here in Clarskville.

That’s a big beautiful baby!

That ass’s been beaten with a bag of nickels.

Nickels??????

Silver dollars and golf balls !!!


Looks like she has put a dent in many a golden corrals profit margins.

LOL!!!

I feel bad fat shaming .....


Ok I feel good now.....

Feeling didnt last long....
LOL!!!

Maybe she oughta go Keto????

Hahahaha!!!!

a lot of hail damage right there

LOL

You might have to dust her off hanco.

Shaved, I see.

Bunch of sick MF'ers. LOL.

I can't fathom how the human body even survives that much abuse.

Have to agree 257. It's to early for this. My eyes hurt, but I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. Slow mo car wreck, you just can't look away.

Have mercy!!!

It’d take a lot of flour to find the wet spot!

Then you’d have to be sure it wasn’t just a sweaty fold...
Ronnie

Tramp stamps just ruin it for me.

I concur most heartily.
Paul B.

You know some where a black boy doggie poking that .🤮🤮

It would take a foot long hotdog to gain entry to that!

Ranger Rope and dummy cord, don't leave home w/out 'em.


mike r

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Just imagine getting HER into the milk parlor. That's a 150 lb/day producer if I ever saw one. Somebody pass her a bucket of rolled corn with molasses.

Can somebody check on James?

Wowwy Wow Wow! Everything a man could ever want in a woman, in all the right amounts.

How does she do all her farm chores with those fingernails?

Farm chores?
There ain’t no farm left.
She ate it!

Hell of a woman. I would pay 200.00 to see her do a cannonball off a platform dive. You would have to airlift her to get her up there!

LOL missed this one, I'm abit slow.

There is help out there, please seek it 😥😥. Lol

Almost forgot about her. What is her name, again?

Them sum purty wemens!!!!

Some women shouldn't wear a two piece bathing suit. Not that a one piece would help, but she shouldn't be wearing a two piece.

Come on man, the finger nails make her sexy.

This thread is like a passenger train wreck. You don't want to see the carnage, but you just can't keep from looking.

Lotta meat to eat!!!

Big girl small hole, small girl all hole.

And oh so much more.

Damnations, she is tall

Good dancing partner!

Boring....now for some fat broads..lol

Need more big uns

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You guys are not seeing the big picture, pun intended. Grease her up and 12 guys can all pick a wrinkle and have a simultaneous gang bang. Oh hell, did I just say that?
Paul B.

Hanco rules !

I don't know much about BIG women, but TALL women are a different story. When you're toes to toes, your nose is in it and when you're nose to nose, your toes are in it............

This is what I consider a hot piece of ass...mmmm.
I don't like wide hips and fat asses.

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I've heard a big one is cheaper than fattening one up.

Well, he’s about the right height.

Thunder Thighs.Crack your head like a peanut if you were snorkeling.

JamesJr: More liberal lunacy on display I am sure - and I have noticed that a lot myself, in my life experiences - fat girls equals a high probability of being a welfare queen and/or a liberal.
I think this parallels Rush Limbaughs rule number 22 in Rush's list of Undeniable Truths Of Life" doesn't it?
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy

A while back my wife showed me an article in something she was reading. An over-hefty woman was pregnant. To get that way, her mother and sister held the fat on her legs back while her husband did her. It was the only way he could get to her.

Almost rivals the one I heard in the hospital. "Big-boned" lady aided to spread by both mothers-in-law to make way for hubbie (who was as tall as she was wide) and getting it on top of the kitchen table... Forget cankles, her thighs were so thick she appeared to have hoofs instead of feet

Nose to nose,
Ya toes is in it...

Toes to toes,
Ya nose is in it...