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There's attractive curvy women, ![[Linked Image from cf.girlsaskguys.com]](https://cf.girlsaskguys.com/q2003265/318a757c-6a06-4839-91f2-312e50cdb14a-m.jpg) Then there are the nightmare scenarios already shared. It's never not hard to know the difference. She's outfuggin awesome... Butt like a Belgium plow horse... You must be a 700 shooter...
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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And I know how everybody likes fence post photos, ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/nwwCUHr.jpg)
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Campfire Kahuna
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"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire Ranger
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Someone's gotta do it...
Yo girlfriend so fat her belt size is equator.
Yo girlfriend so fat she got baptized at Sea World.
Yo girlfriend so fat she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
To girlfriend so fat, every time she turns around you have to throw her a welcome back party.
Yo girlfriend so fat, the Hogwarts sorting hat put her in all four houses.
You girlfriend so fat her belt loops have mile markers.
Yo girlfriend so fat, Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes.
Yo girlfriend so fat, when she goes camping the bears hide their food from her.
Yo girlfriend so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Columbus claimed her for Spain.
Yo girlfriend so fat, for Halloween she put on a white sheet and went as Antarctica.
Yo girlfriend so fat, when God said "let there be light", he asked her to get outta the way.
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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Campfire Outfitter
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Knew I shouldn't have clicked, yet I did.
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Campfire Ranger
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Lets try to salvage this train wreck. Here we go, ![[Linked Image from expatkings.com]](https://www.expatkings.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/748e22b5f7f70a30fd59f6e3933a3359.jpg)
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Can someone do a welfare check on Lapua? 😎
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
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This is the BIG GIRL show - keep those skinny chicks out of here!
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When in the F did this whole "fat, out of shape asses are hot" disaster happen?
Proud NRA Life Member
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Campfire Ranger
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When in the F did this whole "fat, out of shape asses are hot" disaster happen? You can start by thanking Sports Illustrated. Not sure who first let the fat model chick (name escapes me, but I think she just had a baby or is pregnant) onto my screen.....but it's multiplying. Somebody must like them.
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Should have known better than to follow this track. I pray that someday medical science will develop a pill allowing me unsee selected views. It is called propofol. Just don't be like Michael Jackson.
People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
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Negative, Ghostrider. Let's not, OK?
Mercy ceases to be a virtue when it enables further injustice. -Brent Weeks
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Under the weather today, and am sitting in my office, with TV going in family room. Too lazy to get up and change channel or turn it off. It's still on CBS station that we use for our early morning local news. Kelly Clarkson show is on, and all I've seen so far are big women. I guess this is the trend now on TV..............big women are in, small ones are out.......Blacks are in, Whites are out.....homosexuals are in, heterosexuals are out.......and of course, Liberals are in, Conservatives out.
Have to admit though, that I don't give a chit about watching a bunch of fat girls parading around, thinking they look hot. I'd wager that anyone too lazy too turn the channel on his TV ain't a real specimen either. Why bother? Changer the channel and you still get the same old schit, AKA brainwashing propaganda meant to destroy this country. Paul B.
Our forefathers did not politely protest the British.They did not vote them out of office, nor did they impeach the king,march on the capitol or ask permission for their rights. ----------------They just shot them.
MOLON LABE
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When in the F did this whole "fat, out of shape asses are hot" disaster happen? You can start by thanking Sports Illustrated. Not sure who first let the fat model chick (name escapes me, but I think she just had a baby or is pregnant) onto my screen.....but it's multiplying. Somebody must like them. Ashley Graham? Yeah, she's hot.
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I like how you think! Are you sure you all ain’t from Texas???
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