I won't go into a lot of detail, but what's the best way to get a script of penicillin on the low low?

Wow! Before I opened this, I had my snarky answer at the ready: "Penicillin"!

I'm a friggin' MIND reader!

Best o' luck with your... er... "condition".

FC

I have found some at farm and home stores. Pet stores may have some also.

You could go to the feed store and they will have it in the cooler

Scrub it with a wire brush and pour some turpentine on it.

Pet Meds..... you don't even have to leave home!

I suspect you’re not the only one that thought that!😂

First, write the neighbor’s name and phone number on every public bathroom wall that you use, then , Pet Meds.

Is this a great Forum, or what ?

Tractor supply probably

What did she "give" you?
That will determine what to do about it---

If you don't want to be seen, thank God you're not in California

I am not a doctor, but in the past when things have festered up like this penicillin did the trick.

This sounds like a question for Roger.

you don't need to get rid of it with medicine, a few weeks from now it will fall off on its own

Saw the title thought maybe they have you a really ugly sofa. Double up on pet meds 2x what box says

Go to the Dr and tell them you have Gonorrhea.
They won't tell anyone.

Go see a traiteur mon ami.

Where's that pic of the "recycled" condoms

you are watching "Saving Private Ryan", right?

got crabs one time used raid.

caught the clap when i was 16, damn i use to get a lot of pussy.

Check your PM's

Sorry dude...The herpkins is forever...

I tried that!!!!!!! works...But my Dick now glows in the dark.....

Did he think ya had the clap or what??

Mama used Comet on me, then gave up

Head to Petsmart, look for “fishcillin”

You're assuming it was a she..

Wow! Was the cure worse than the disease?

All I could manage was a raging case of poison ivy down there. (Note to self: if you've just cleaned out the mower deck, wash your hands before ya take a pizz.) I didn't realize I had it 'til I was leaving on a weekend school trip. That was a long fuggin' weekend.

Eventually, steroid cream had to be employed.

FC

Go to the vet!

Can't believe nobodies mentioned frozen OJ and shaving your junk...

Pour a lil kerosene on it.
Then light it off.

Share the joy!!

Beat me to it.

Great Scout and Cathouse Thursday. That’ll fix it.

🤣

Go get a shot and some pills....

You need to raise your standards and be a bit more selective.

If ya got the drip get a script.

Don’t be embarrassed, just go get the shot and pills. It’s better than having the smelly snot in your drawers.

I'd take a good dose of the clap if it meant I was gettin some.

Geezz, if'n you ain't double wrapped these day's, you gunna die! You don't just drip, you drop.

Vet manufactured (and all drugs coming in from out of country) are less cost to manufacture which means antibiotics could contain aminoglycosides which cause hearing loss,

clap causes kidney damage if untreated.

Some of the new antibiotic resistant bugs aren't nearly as much fun.

Had a buddy get the dick warts once. His pecker looked like a Payday candy bar. Dr refused to freeze them off

Got a wart once, cut it off with toenail clippers. It hurt but it never came back

I used dry ice on the inside of my ring finger then cut it out with a razor blade. Havent had one since....25+years
now.

Careful with that raid, might affect people differently.

Myself, I was cleaning out garbage from an evicted tenant. Got about as far as the middle of the living room, my shins were covered in fleas.

Found a can of Black Flag ant and roach spray, sprayed my legs down. ( I was on cut offs)

I kept that can in my back pocket and kept spraying my legs till I got all the big junk, furniture and trash out. (about an hour)


For the next week, my legs tingled like neuropathy and stinging nettle.

just FYI, public service announcement

He showed you his dick? lol

You meat gazer 😃😃

If all else fails, try diesel fuel or Windex.

I can't hear for schidt. That must be from all the other times I got penicillin or something for something.

Fish Mox:

https://www.chewy.com/thomas-labs-fish-pen-forte-penicillin/dp/157952

I thought you only wore capris when you went fishing 😂

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Paul, just go get a shot and a script. Most us have been there and done that. (No pun)
I had to do that before...... it’s worth it.

That right there is funny.

Oh [bleep]. I swear to God I just laughed so hard I choked. Shadow hopped up on the couch and stared at me like she does when she catches me rubbing one out to midget porn.

That's part of what made it so damn funny.

I know lol

That’s an old bunk bed trick....”hey dude, look down here check this out”


haha

🤨😳

Might want to hurry, Paul. 80% of antibiotics used in the USA are produced in China.

Only on the fire
HAHA
Hank

Have you considered amputation?

made my sick for a couple days

To kill the crabs I heard you had to shave one side and then set the other side on fire. When the crabs came out you had to stab them with an ice pick.

kwg

I see a lot of religious threads these days, maybe this will apply to your problem. Maybe it would be better for you to rid yourself of the offending appendage that causes you this problem you ask relief from. But than again, I was never good at advice on these self pity threads, may check with flave when he gets back.


Matthew 5:30 " And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and
cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee
that one of thy members should perish, and not
that thy whole body should be cast into hell."

A: HIPPA is your friend. The Doc can't even inform a spouse without permission.
B: Quit screwin' with that [bleep] !

it made me sick for a couple days but it killed thosenf-ckers

Give it back to her first...😳

wasn't that brave, did have this guy from mexico working with me (legal) i would feel one biting me grab it and throw it on him.... f-ck he would get mad.

It’s called ‘Ping Pong’.

Can you recommend a good microsurgeon?

Funny sheit

Just don't LIGHT it !!!

How infected are the rest of your neighbors? Maybe you can get everyone together for a penicillin party?

If ya ---FEEL THE BERN--- you can vote for him this Nov.

A good soak in Hoppe's No. 9 followed by vigorous scrubbing with JB Bore Paste should do the trick

Do I have to run a jag down the barrel?

Yep but I would not recommend a bronze brush