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caught the clap when i was 16, damn i use to get a lot of pussy.
God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
Roger V Hunter
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I'm here to increase my social credit score and rub elbows with some of the highest rollers on the internet.
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Sorry dude...The herpkins is forever...
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I tried that!!!!!!! works...But my Dick now glows in the dark.....
“When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.”
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Did he think ya had the clap or what??
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Mama used Comet on me, then gave up
Head to Petsmart, look for “fishcillin”
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Campfire Tracker
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What did she "give" you?
- You're assuming it was a she..
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Campfire Tracker
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got crabs one time used raid. Wow! Was the cure worse than the disease? All I could manage was a raging case of poison ivy down there. (Note to self: if you've just cleaned out the mower deck, wash your hands before ya take a pizz.) I didn't realize I had it 'til I was leaving on a weekend school trip. That was a long fuggin' weekend. Eventually, steroid cream had to be employed. FC
"Every day is a holiday, and every meal is a banquet."
- Mrs. FC
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Campfire Savant
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Campfire Tracker
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Can't believe nobodies mentioned frozen OJ and shaving your junk...
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Pour a lil kerosene on it.
Then light it off.
We pray our sights be straight
and our aim be true
We pray for no pain
to the game we pursue
We thank you Lord
for this land
We thank you for the sights
from our stands
We pray for safety, one and all
We pray we may return next fall
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Campfire Ranger
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Wow! Before I opened this, I had my snarky answer at the ready: "Penicillin"! I'm a friggin' MIND reader! Best o' luck with your... er... "condition".  FC Beat me to it. 
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Great Scout and Cathouse Thursday. That’ll fix it.
America, Our Country and we’re taking it back.
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got crabs one time used raid. 🤣
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Go get a shot and some pills....
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You need to raise your standards and be a bit more selective.
Last edited by eaglemountainman; 02/18/20.
My heart's in the mountains, my heart is not here.
My heart's in the mountains, chasing the deer.
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If ya got the drip get a script.
Don’t be embarrassed, just go get the shot and pills. It’s better than having the smelly snot in your drawers.
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Campfire Outfitter
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I'd take a good dose of the clap if it meant I was gettin some.
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Geezz, if'n you ain't double wrapped these day's, you gunna die! You don't just drip, you drop.
I'd rather die in a BAD gunfight than a GOOD nursing home.
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