Hey Elklayer! What about Earnings?

Google, Microsoft and Facebook all reported earnings today, beating estimates.

All are up 10% between the regular trading session and after hours.

So much for our total collapse.

Gotta get my eyes checked. Thought Elkmaser done got earrings.

Originally Posted by slumlord

Gotta get my eyes checked. Thought Elkmaser done got earrings.

Me too. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if he did though...

Originally Posted by antelope_sniper

Google, Microsoft and Facebook all reported earnings today, beating estimates.

All are up 10% between the regular trading session and after hours.

So much for our total collapse.

Apparently the financial uptick hasn’t been lost on our resident Clam Boy.

Here’s been active buying stuff in our classifieds the last few days.

😎

Hell, even USO shot up from $2 a share to nearly $18 per share!

Thanks to a 8:1 reverse stock split

Poor ElkSucker...

Like every other liberal, he's always wrong about everything.

Remember Dr. Elksucker telling us all that animals can't get the Covid?

Originally Posted by rockinbbar

Poor ElkSucker...

Like every other liberal, he's always wrong about everything.

Remember Dr. Elksucker telling us all that animals can't get the Covid?

I haven’t read any more of his bullschit since the great fembot meltdown thread of 2020.

Elkmaser....

LMFAO!!!!!

Cant wait till 20 june to get off "my ban" from snipershide.
And fugg with that dumbazz again and all the masertards on it.

I musta really butt hurt him bad on here with his sockpuppets and pretending to be on his side.
Then jerking the rug out from under him.
Grabbing post of mine from here and putting them on that candyland website.

Thin skinned bytch website where skinny jean man bun millennial,s hang out....
Fugging video game shooter/operator wanna be,s....

LMFAO!!!!

Elkmaser that’s strangely fitting

Originally Posted by Dryfly24

Originally Posted by rockinbbar

Poor ElkSucker...

Like every other liberal, he's always wrong about everything.

Remember Dr. Elksucker telling us all that animals can't get the Covid?

I haven’t read any more of his bullschit since the great fembot meltdown thread of 2020.

He's slowed down some... Get's his ass handed to him on a platter every time he opens his mouth.

That $40,000 USD bet, with Rick being the holder of the money took the cake, even for a dumbass like him that trolls here. Priceless!

Originally Posted by rockinbbar

Originally Posted by Dryfly24

Originally Posted by rockinbbar

Poor ElkSucker...

Like every other liberal, he's always wrong about everything.

Remember Dr. Elksucker telling us all that animals can't get the Covid?

I haven’t read any more of his bullschit since the great fembot meltdown thread of 2020.

He's slowed down some... Get's his ass handed to him on a platter every time he opens his mouth.

That $40,000 USD bet, with Rick being the holder of the money took the cake, even for a dumbass like him that trolls here. Priceless!

It was epic man. That was the thread that keeps on giving. And it wasn’t just great from an entertainment perspective, it did slow his stupidity some as you pointed out, so there’s that...

Originally Posted by rockinbbar

Originally Posted by Dryfly24

Originally Posted by rockinbbar

Poor ElkSucker...

Like every other liberal, he's always wrong about everything.

Remember Dr. Elksucker telling us all that animals can't get the Covid?

I haven’t read any more of his bullschit since the great fembot meltdown thread of 2020.

He's slowed down some... Get's his ass handed to him on a platter every time he opens his mouth.

That $40,000 USD bet, with Rick being the holder of the money took the cake, even for a dumbass like him that trolls here. Priceless!

Dr Evil/elkmaser....

You guys are going to make him angry 😡 and we’re going to get 5 more pages of copy and paste... 😂

Like a month to a flame....😎

Originally Posted by Beaver10

Like a month to a flame....😎

LMFAO!

I love that gif.

The market going up every day sure does piss off the Dems who were hoping for a complete collapse to exploit.

Originally Posted by rockinbbar

Originally Posted by Dryfly24

Originally Posted by rockinbbar

Poor ElkSucker...

Like every other liberal, he's always wrong about everything.

Remember Dr. Elksucker telling us all that animals can't get the Covid?

I haven’t read any more of his bullschit since the great fembot meltdown thread of 2020.

He's slowed down some... Get's his ass handed to him on a platter every time he opens his mouth.

That $40,000 USD bet, with Rick being the holder of the money took the cake, even for a dumbass like him that trolls here. Priceless!

As I recall, Brother Ethan was the repository and keeper of the coin.

Flave and Ethan beat up on that man child some kinda bad.

Originally Posted by Old_Toot

Originally Posted by rockinbbar

Originally Posted by Dryfly24

Originally Posted by rockinbbar

Poor ElkSucker...

Like every other liberal, he's always wrong about everything.

Remember Dr. Elksucker telling us all that animals can't get the Covid?

I haven’t read any more of his bullschit since the great fembot meltdown thread of 2020.

He's slowed down some... Get's his ass handed to him on a platter every time he opens his mouth.

That $40,000 USD bet, with Rick being the holder of the money took the cake, even for a dumbass like him that trolls here. Priceless!

As I recall, Brother Ethan was the repository and keeper of the coin.

Flave and Ethan beat up on that man child some kinda bad.

I hope brother Ethan bought Google, Facebook, and Microsoft with it.....like I did. Since he's part of the World Wide Conspiracy he was in on the plan for goog, fb, and msft to beat earning.

Originally Posted by SKane

Hahahahahahahaaaa… Nailed it

Originally Posted by antelope_sniper

Google, Microsoft and Facebook all reported earnings today, beating estimates.

All are up 10% between the regular trading session and after hours.

So much for our total collapse.

Facecrook:

“As encouraging as this news was, the reality is that the internet ad recession sparked by the Covid-19 pandemic is likely only just beginning. Even management seemed to caution the environment may get worse. Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg said the economic fallout from the coronavirus may last longer than people anticipate. The company’s CFO David Wehner also added the ad industry contraction could be more severe going forward. Consequently, Facebook didn’t provide any guidance for the second quarter and full year.”

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/facebook-defies-gravity-t-deny-232731191.html

26+MIL unemployed and the GDP just shrank (4.8) percent in the first quarter, and you think that is a strong economy that can produce profits and growth, and you think every unemployed person will be back to work shortly, just like turning the light switch on, regardless of the numerous business BK’s and supply channels being fractured.

Companies hit their numbers in the first quarter, because the lockdowns were only TEN DAYS SHORT of the very end of the quarter, but with those numbers forward guidance for the REMAINDER OF THE YEAR is being adjusted DOWN…by EVERY business.

This is just getting started cupcake, and the fact you’d make such an immature statement in your attempt at a “gotcha” to make me look bad, simply proves you are completely clueless as to how serious and destructive this situation will be before it is all over.

You have rocks in your head, because you damn sure don’t have any economic / fiscal clue.

P.S. Just wait and see what happens when third quarter numbers come out TWO WEEKS before the election in November when this schit storm has had time to take hold across TWO QUARTERS, but YOU commies will love those results, won’t you?

P.P.S. If the economy is so great mr. “gotcha”, why didn’t facecrook provide ANY FORWARD GUIDANCE…….even if it were only DOWN….like all other businesses?

Last I heard, it is illegal for a public company to keep share holders in the DARK…mr. “gotcha”.

P.P.P.S. CHECKMATE.

We got a post with a P.S., P.P.S, *and* a P.P.P.S

So, a thought, with a post thought, and 2 more post....er..... post post thoughts.

Compelling....

Originally Posted by ElkSlayer91

Originally Posted by antelope_sniper

Google, Microsoft and Facebook all reported earnings today, beating estimates.

All are up 10% between the regular trading session and after hours.

So much for our total collapse.

Facecrook:

“As encouraging as this news was, the reality is that the internet ad recession sparked by the Covid-19 pandemic is likely only just beginning. Even management seemed to caution the environment may get worse. Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg said the economic fallout from the coronavirus may last longer than people anticipate. The company’s CFO David Wehner also added the ad industry contraction could be more severe going forward. Consequently, Facebook didn’t provide any guidance for the second quarter and full year.”

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/facebook-defies-gravity-t-deny-232731191.html

26+MIL unemployed and the GDP just shrank (4.8) percent in the first quarter, and you think that is a strong economy that can produce profits and growth, and you think every unemployed person will be back to work shortly, just like turning the light switch on, regardless of the numerous business BK’s and supply channels being fractured.

Companies hit their numbers in the first quarter, because the lockdowns were only TEN DAYS SHORT of the very end of the quarter, but with those numbers forward guidance for the REMAINDER OF THE YEAR is being adjusted DOWN…by EVERY business.

This is just getting started cupcake, and the fact you’d make such an immature statement in your attempt at a “gotcha” to make me look bad, simply proves you are completely clueless as to how serious and destructive this situation will be before it is all over.

You have rocks in your head, because you damn sure don’t have any economic / fiscal clue.

P.S. Just wait and see what happens when third quarter numbers come out TWO WEEKS before the election in November when this schit storm has had time to take hold across TWO QUARTERS, but YOU commies will love those results, won’t you?

P.P.S. If the economy is so great mr. “gotcha”, why didn’t facecrook provide ANY FORWARD GUIDANCE…….even if it were only DOWN….like all other businesses?

Last I heard, it is illegal for a public company to keep share holders in the DARK…mr. “gotcha”.

P.P.P.S. CHECKMATE.

Since you know so much about markets, have you made or lost money since the previous market top?

LOL, do you really think elkweiner will answer any way other than "I'm killin it?"

Originally Posted by smokepole

LOL, do you really think elkweiner will answer any way other than "I'm killin it?"

He's so deluded he doesn't think CFA's know how to count days on a calendar. Not much he can say will surprise me at this point.

Originally Posted by rockinbbar

He's slowed down some... Get's his ass handed to him on a platter every time he opens his mouth.

That $40,000 USD bet, with Rick being the holder of the money took the cake, even for a dumbass like him that trolls here. Priceless!

My home is not valued in the N.A.D.A. Book for MOBILE HOMES, and it doesn’t have VL after the WD on the title.

You can’t say that, being your DEPRECIATING ASSET of a home is listed in the N.A.D.A. Book of VALUES for Mobile Homes, JUST LIKE LOOKING UP THE VALUE FOR A "USED" CAR/BOAT/MOTORCYCLE, which proves who has $40k+ cash, and who doesn’t…mr. "Your Paycheck is Your Note Payment"

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/14642240/1

[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]

Go put your skirting on your Mobile Home…Drugstore cowboy, with your “shiny new / no work stains” $119.00 Tractor Supply Synthetic PONY Saddle and fake Colt pistol.

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbt...re-a-pair-of-45-peacemakers#Post14822748

https://www.tractorsupply.com/tsc/p...st=western%20pony%20synthetic%20saddle##

[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]

Originally Posted by rockinbbar

He's slowed down some... Get's his ass handed to him on a platter every time he opens his mouth

And it is "I" who obviously lives "RENT FREE" in your mind......I own you.....

Originally Posted by antelope_sniper

Originally Posted by ElkSlayer91

Originally Posted by antelope_sniper

Google, Microsoft and Facebook all reported earnings today, beating estimates.

All are up 10% between the regular trading session and after hours.

So much for our total collapse.

Facecrook:

“As encouraging as this news was, the reality is that the internet ad recession sparked by the Covid-19 pandemic is likely only just beginning. Even management seemed to caution the environment may get worse. Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg said the economic fallout from the coronavirus may last longer than people anticipate. The company’s CFO David Wehner also added the ad industry contraction could be more severe going forward. Consequently, Facebook didn’t provide any guidance for the second quarter and full year.”

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/facebook-defies-gravity-t-deny-232731191.html

26+MIL unemployed and the GDP just shrank (4.8) percent in the first quarter, and you think that is a strong economy that can produce profits and growth, and you think every unemployed person will be back to work shortly, just like turning the light switch on, regardless of the numerous business BK’s and supply channels being fractured.

Companies hit their numbers in the first quarter, because the lockdowns were only TEN DAYS SHORT of the very end of the quarter, but with those numbers forward guidance for the REMAINDER OF THE YEAR is being adjusted DOWN…by EVERY business.

This is just getting started cupcake, and the fact you’d make such an immature statement in your attempt at a “gotcha” to make me look bad, simply proves you are completely clueless as to how serious and destructive this situation will be before it is all over.

You have rocks in your head, because you damn sure don’t have any economic / fiscal clue.

P.S. Just wait and see what happens when third quarter numbers come out TWO WEEKS before the election in November when this schit storm has had time to take hold across TWO QUARTERS, but YOU commies will love those results, won’t you?

P.P.S. If the economy is so great mr. “gotcha”, why didn’t facecrook provide ANY FORWARD GUIDANCE…….even if it were only DOWN….like all other businesses?

Last I heard, it is illegal for a public company to keep share holders in the DARK…mr. “gotcha”.

P.P.P.S. CHECKMATE.

Since you know so much about markets, have you made or lost money since the previous market top?

The numbers on the screen were green when I sold.

Originally Posted by antelope_sniper

Originally Posted by smokepole

LOL, do you really think elkweiner will answer any way other than "I'm killin it?"

He's so deluded he doesn't think CFA's know how to count days on a calendar. Not much he can say will surprise me at this point.

Aww....how sweet.....two clueless no-nothings feeding each other's narcissist cyber stalking egos, and neither has a fiscal clue, nor the ability to analyze hard numbers or the ability to write a financial analysis that actually matches what the numbers are stating.

Yeah, I'm deluded....lmao....thanks for the laughs.

Two broke cyber stalking dics.....o schit that's funny....ROFLMAO

Originally Posted by ElkSlayer91

Originally Posted by antelope_sniper

Originally Posted by ElkSlayer91

Originally Posted by antelope_sniper

Google, Microsoft and Facebook all reported earnings today, beating estimates.

All are up 10% between the regular trading session and after hours.

So much for our total collapse.

Facecrook:

“As encouraging as this news was, the reality is that the internet ad recession sparked by the Covid-19 pandemic is likely only just beginning. Even management seemed to caution the environment may get worse. Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg said the economic fallout from the coronavirus may last longer than people anticipate. The company’s CFO David Wehner also added the ad industry contraction could be more severe going forward. Consequently, Facebook didn’t provide any guidance for the second quarter and full year.”

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/facebook-defies-gravity-t-deny-232731191.html

26+MIL unemployed and the GDP just shrank (4.8) percent in the first quarter, and you think that is a strong economy that can produce profits and growth, and you think every unemployed person will be back to work shortly, just like turning the light switch on, regardless of the numerous business BK’s and supply channels being fractured.

Companies hit their numbers in the first quarter, because the lockdowns were only TEN DAYS SHORT of the very end of the quarter, but with those numbers forward guidance for the REMAINDER OF THE YEAR is being adjusted DOWN…by EVERY business.

This is just getting started cupcake, and the fact you’d make such an immature statement in your attempt at a “gotcha” to make me look bad, simply proves you are completely clueless as to how serious and destructive this situation will be before it is all over.

You have rocks in your head, because you damn sure don’t have any economic / fiscal clue.

P.S. Just wait and see what happens when third quarter numbers come out TWO WEEKS before the election in November when this schit storm has had time to take hold across TWO QUARTERS, but YOU commies will love those results, won’t you?

P.P.S. If the economy is so great mr. “gotcha”, why didn’t facecrook provide ANY FORWARD GUIDANCE…….even if it were only DOWN….like all other businesses?

Last I heard, it is illegal for a public company to keep share holders in the DARK…mr. “gotcha”.

P.P.P.S. CHECKMATE.

Since you know so much about markets, have you made or lost money since the previous market top?

The numbers on the screen were green when I sold.

I'll take that as a No! you have not made money in the markets since the top.

Originally Posted by slumlord

Gotta get my eyes checked. Thought Elkmaser done got earrings.

LMAO...mr fake christian Sunday School teacher here, spending his time on the net cyber stalking.

Now that's Red Skeleton laughing funny rat dar.

Preach it brutha slum. You aren't the first fake bible thumper I've ever seen, and you won't be the last.

Originally Posted by Dryfly24

I haven’t read any more of his bullschit since the great fembot meltdown thread of 2020.

This cyber stalker, has me on ignore......ROFLMAO, and what's even more hillarious, is he thinks I went on a meltdown, when that thread was nothing but making ole beaver10 eat his words over and over and over, BUT, when do democrats ever acknowledge truth....

LOL @ having me on ignore, but still taking the time to talk trash about the person they have on ignore.

Yep, I believe there are some serious mental issues going on between those two radars.

Originally Posted by efw

Elkmaser that’s strangely fitting

LOL....and another one who has me on ignore, but cyber stalks.

Mental...you bet....

Funny how his avatar matches his mental state.....Karma.

Originally Posted by SKane

#$@%

And another who has me on ignore, but stalks on a thread addressed at me....LOL

Another mental case.

Originally Posted by Old_Toot

As I recall, Brother Ethan was the repository and keeper of the coin.

Flave and Ethan beat up on that man child some kinda bad.

This clown can't recall anything.....just another batschit crazy fool, projecting.....just what democrats are excellent at...projecting and gaslighting, just as all these clowns are doing in this thread.....a thread about finance, yet not one so far has demonstrated they have the fiscal mindset to write in depth on the topic......but troll.....now that they have down pat, but fiscal....nada...just like DEPRECIATING VALUES of Mobile Homes....right Bearwee?

Originally Posted by ElkSlayer91

Originally Posted by Old_Toot

As I recall, Brother Ethan was the repository and keeper of the coin.

Flave and Ethan beat up on that man child some kinda bad.

This clown can't recall anything.....just another batschit crazy fool, projecting.....just what democrats are excellent at...projecting and gaslighting, just as all these clowns are doing in this thread.....a thread about finance, yet not one so far has demonstrated they have the fiscal mindset to write in depth on the topic......but troll.....now that they have down pat, but fiscal....nada...just like DEPRECIATING VALUES of Mobile Homes....right Bearwee?

Elksayler, are you a medical professional?

Originally Posted by duck911

We got a post with a P.S., P.P.S, *and* a P.P.P.S

So, a thought, with a post thought, and 2 more post....er..... post post thoughts.

Compelling....

So mr wizzard market man here.......with ZERO analysis on earnings...

Compelling.....or maybe.....clueless....thinking it is going exponential.....with 26+ MIL UI.....and descending GDP.

Originally Posted by antelope_sniper

Originally Posted by elkslayer91

The numbers on the screen were green when I sold.

I'll take that as a No! you have not made money in the markets since the top.

Mr. cyber stalker doesn't even know what green numbers represent.

ROFLMAO...o schit that's funny.....holy schit can't stop laughing.

Hey, didn't you say a while back you use to have a Series 7?.....and you don't know green from red on a financial screen.......laughing....o schit you're stoopud.....LOL.

Originally Posted by EthanEdwards

Elksayler, are you a medical professional?

Oh, look.....the guy who thought I would send money to a stranger....ROFLMAO.
It doesn't get more mentally unstable than that, a stranger requesting somebody send them money...LOL.

Did you get your meds adjusted yet?....Howz that for medical advice?

Originally Posted by ElkSlayer91

Originally Posted by EthanEdwards

Elksayler, are you a medical professional?

Oh, look.....the guy who thought I would send money to a stranger....ROFLMAO.
It doesn't get more mentally unstable than that, a stranger requesting somebody send them money...LOL.

Did you get your meds adjusted yet?....Howz that for medical advice?

You never answered the question.

Huzzah!

I like the colors……

[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]

Which end has the engine and transmission……

Oh, I see it now.....it has a CAT...see the yellow engine...

Poor ElkSucker.

I sure rub you the wrong way don't I?

Too blind to see just how much contempt everyone has for you here...

Originally Posted by rockinbbar

Poor ElkSucker.

I sure rub you the wrong way don't I?

Too blind to see just how much contempt everyone has for you here...

LOL, masochists love abuse. Why the hell else would he do it?

Originally Posted by Dryfly24

Originally Posted by rockinbbar

Poor ElkSucker.

I sure rub you the wrong way don't I?

Too blind to see just how much contempt everyone has for you here...

LOL, masochists love abuse. Why the hell else would he do it?

Is a Masochist some sort of medical professional? I think Elklayer is pretty kewl, I just wish he wasn't a pussy and would've sent the money like Deflave and the Beav.

Elkmaser =Lee Harvey

Me= Bill/John Winger

BIN= Sgt Hulka/ 40k money holder...LOL!!!

Rest of cast in scene = all the other 24hr members laughing at you.

Originally Posted by ElkSlayer91

Originally Posted by Dryfly24

I haven’t read any more of his bullschit since the great fembot meltdown thread of 2020.

This cyber stalker, has me on ignore......ROFLMAO, and what's even more hillarious, is he thinks I went on a meltdown, when that thread was nothing but making ole beaver10 eat his words over and over and over, BUT, when do democrats ever acknowledge truth....

LOL @ having me on ignore, but still taking the time to talk trash about the person they have on ignore.

Yep, I believe there are some serious mental issues going on between those two radars.

No. You had a meltdown, and only you looked the fool.

Originally Posted by antelope_sniper

Originally Posted by ElkSlayer91

Originally Posted by Dryfly24

I haven’t read any more of his bullschit since the great fembot meltdown thread of 2020.

This cyber stalker, has me on ignore......ROFLMAO, and what's even more hillarious, is he thinks I went on a meltdown, when that thread was nothing but making ole beaver10 eat his words over and over and over, BUT, when do democrats ever acknowledge truth....

LOL @ having me on ignore, but still taking the time to talk trash about the person they have on ignore.

Yep, I believe there are some serious mental issues going on between those two radars.

No. You had a meltdown, and only you looked the fool.

He's never not looked the fool.

He'll be back to reinforce that shortly.

Originally Posted by OutlawPatriot

The market going up every day sure does piss off the Dems who were hoping for a complete collapse to exploit.

As well as those of us that wanted more good buying opportunities before it went back up

Originally Posted by trplem

Originally Posted by OutlawPatriot

The market going up every day sure does piss off the Dems who were hoping for a complete collapse to exploit.

As well as those of us that wanted more good buying opportunities before it went back up

I still believe we will test the low again one more time before a full recovery. We'll see.

Is it "Elky Meltdown Day" again today?

Originally Posted by BayouRover

Is it "Elky Meltdown Day" again today?

I think that will be Saturday, when he's stuck home in quarantine and once again has to deal with the reality that he's alone because no one loves him.

Originally Posted by antelope_sniper

Originally Posted by BayouRover

Is it "Elky Meltdown Day" again today?

I think that will be Saturday, when he's stuck home in quarantine and once again has to deal with the reality that he's alone because no one loves him.

Originally Posted by SKane

Originally Posted by antelope_sniper

Originally Posted by BayouRover

Is it "Elky Meltdown Day" again today?

I think that will be Saturday, when he's stuck home in quarantine and once again has to deal with the reality that he's alone because no one loves him.

LMAO...