It's good to have a wife..... - 05/30/20
....that can smell.
Some of you know I cannot. Not even a skunk spray in the face would phase me.
So, just headed out to the garage beer/meat fridge. Grabbed a pack of pork butts I planned on smoking on the BGE this weekend.
In hindsight, maybe the cryovav'ed butt packaging puffed out like a mylar balloon should have been a clue. I suppose it crossed my mind as strange, but I only bought it 5 days ago.
Get it inside, separate the 2 butts, rinse off, trim fat, and have them sitting on the cutting board.
My wife walked in, and all hell brook loose.
It seems I grabbed a long lost pack of butts, sell by date 2/1/20. the new, 5 day old pack slipped behind 2 boxes of micro-brews. I had no idea there were 2 packages og butts in there.
My son may have bought them, or moved them out of a freezer while he was here, I dont know... but.... my wife puked. They were apparently fully..... fermented I never had a fuggin clue. They were a bit slimy when I rinsed them off, I will say that.
So, pork is gone, house is airing out, she next to me on the deck still gagging, and I can't get her to smell my finger to see if my hands stink
She's not amused but I am getting some serious milage out of it, lmao.
I've been banned from smoking meat for the weekend, hahahahaha.
Some of you know I cannot. Not even a skunk spray in the face would phase me.
So, just headed out to the garage beer/meat fridge. Grabbed a pack of pork butts I planned on smoking on the BGE this weekend.
In hindsight, maybe the cryovav'ed butt packaging puffed out like a mylar balloon should have been a clue. I suppose it crossed my mind as strange, but I only bought it 5 days ago.
Get it inside, separate the 2 butts, rinse off, trim fat, and have them sitting on the cutting board.
My wife walked in, and all hell brook loose.
It seems I grabbed a long lost pack of butts, sell by date 2/1/20. the new, 5 day old pack slipped behind 2 boxes of micro-brews. I had no idea there were 2 packages og butts in there.
My son may have bought them, or moved them out of a freezer while he was here, I dont know... but.... my wife puked. They were apparently fully..... fermented I never had a fuggin clue. They were a bit slimy when I rinsed them off, I will say that.
So, pork is gone, house is airing out, she next to me on the deck still gagging, and I can't get her to smell my finger to see if my hands stink
She's not amused but I am getting some serious milage out of it, lmao.
I've been banned from smoking meat for the weekend, hahahahaha.