I was in the Wasilla Walmart grocery shopping last night. I looked over and this not-skinny white girl was walking towards me with her big white titty just hanging front and center. When she saw me raise my eyebrows she stuck a baby on it. Paraded on by, right up front like she does it every day. Can't say I've seen that before. Just made me scratch my head.

You done seen ya first Wasilla-billy!
Sho nuf won be yer lass!

Dont get too close, you might catch the meth.

Just so as to not paint with too broad a brush... There's 80% great folks there. Some have real problems, and some will never be right above ground Similar stats for anchorage, we just keep our crazies in tents. Not going to pretend that's better.

Working in a high school for 6 years I found out that 5% of the kids were going to be doing life on the instalment plan. Another 5% were going to have an attorney on speed dial. Another 5% will never get off of welfare. The other 85% of us are going to be paying the way for those 15%. Wasilla Alaska sounds like a pretty miserable place to be a welfare queen with an attorney on speed dial whose old man is in prison but not everybody can live on the gulf coast or high desert.

kwg

First mistake was going to walmart.. should’ve drove to 4 corners 3 bears..

Don’t you all just keep them over by the carrs on gambell?

Are you suggesting she was a Cyclops? Her titty hanging front and center, and all that...

Oh, and pics or it didn't happen!

If that was the case they were from Sutton then.

or down Knik Goose Bay Rd ... some of the best of the best of valley trash out there..

seriously psycho fivehead freaks out in psychoville, like dis !

Bad luck I say. I shop that Walmart at least 6-12 times a year. I"ve never seen anything even close to that.

There can be some wild ones in the area I hear though. I know they show up with boats in Talkeetna and are flat stupid and dangerous on the water. Almost had one LAND on top of me and a buddies son with a John boat after hitting the OBVIOUS gravel bar at the mouth of a creek

shopping in Walmart has it's 'perks' sometimes

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Hey how you get my picture?? Once you go past vine and Hollywood good luck weird mofo’s out their .

I wish she looked like that

That would be top shelf, grade a ta ta's at most walmarts I have been in.

Yep. Not WalMart. What retailer has green baskets?

Whole Foods, those are liberal tits! 🤣

Hey POS, GFY. I've live out KGB since we had our house built over 38 years ago. We've never had a problem out here so GFY, POS.

He's pissed cuz that was his _______ you saw in Wally World!

He resembles the turtle Bugs Bunny raced .......

Please god no.....

found one ! lol

Amazing that store is still there. fifty years ago, they had a good firearms and sporting goods department.

You don't even have to go back that far. When I moved up in 2001, both Walmart and K-Mart had good sporting goods depts, complete with reloading components and equipment. When Walmart closed out their reloading components, I remember buying various powders for $5-10 a pound on clearance.

This escalated fast … I live out on kgb and there are some weird mofos out past vine. Closer you get to big lake the weirder people get.

Or, a Dollar Tree?

Probably a Dollar Tree, Whole Foods those would be organic tatas 🤣

Absolutely nothing to have to do with this thread, but it reminded me of a chick that I saw a while back in the Pittsburgh, PA airport.

Man this went downhill

Hey you started it, with the Valley WalMart unicorn titty

You commute to 49th State St from KGB on a bicycle? Damn that’s commitment;)

She's well dressed.

I love my job.. and I love my trailer.. Its the trailer right by the pullout to take picture of the inlet. Sometimes I split my time at eh hollywood transfer site. But I rather not talk about that place...

Lol!

Now it's the unicorn titty...
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Man, I went to Walmart this afternoon to pickup an order my wife bought online. Pulled up called the number and 10 minutes later had what we ordered. Life changing, I may never have to enter Walmart again! 🤣

What basket ?

The Wasilla WalMart ain't that bad once you get past the Methican Americans and the wierdos from Knik Goose Bay Rd, at least they are white .... Hardly ever see a kneegoer & maybe a few alley oops & skeemos here n there

the Fairbanks Wally is an entirely different world ! Was in there last wknd and Holy Fk ! I haven't seen that many kneegoers in one place at the same time since the Northway Mall in Anc back in the day

The rest of the crowd was either some sort of Asian or Indiginass halfagascan or skeemo, a few crackers here n there but they looked kinda fu cky

Uh oh round 2 coming, Douginalaska…. I notice you keep leaving your big lake peeps out of this.. oh wait they just ride the frozen rivers breaking into cabins, stealing catalytic converters from parked trucks on the parks hwy my bad.. lol

Haaaaahahah you should see the siding on their houses, about the same as Butte , lol ! Big Lake, Butte, KGB Rd Methicans = same/same

Don’t forget Anchor Point

Dennis bringing out the best in people, again.