Why did the Toilet Tissue get an Education Award?

For its 'No Skids Left Behind' program.

What do Charmin toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common ?




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They both go down to Uranus and wipe out the Klingon's
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Of course, this brings to mind the old chestnut about the woman wishing that she could do something to increase her breast size and the husband (now deceased) who suggested that she try rubbing them with toilet paper. When asked why that would work, the fool said that it sure seemed to have been effective on her ass.