Bar Joke - 11/08/18
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he'll have.
"Pop," goes the weasel.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he'll have.
"Pop," goes the weasel.
Re: Bar Joke - 11/09/18
Groan 
Re: Bar Joke - 11/09/18
A termite walks into a saloon, looks around and says "where is the bar tender?"
Re: Bar Joke - 11/09/18
Originally Posted by 5sdad
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he'll have.
"Pop," goes the weasel.
Love it!
Re: Bar Joke - 11/26/18
A string wants a drink and walks up to the bar entrance. A sign clearly states "no strings allowed". So, he ties himself in a knot and fluffs up both ends.
He walks into the bar, and the bar tender looks him over and asks "are you a string?"
The string replies "nope, I'm a frayed knot".
He walks into the bar, and the bar tender looks him over and asks "are you a string?"
The string replies "nope, I'm a frayed knot".
Re: Bar Joke - 12/07/18
Damnations
Re: Bar Joke - 01/12/19
A three legged dog walks into a saloon, looks around, and announces -
"I'm look'n for the man who shot my Paw!"
"I'm look'n for the man who shot my Paw!"
Re: Bar Joke - 02/19/19
LOL!
Re: Bar Joke - 02/23/19
A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt. Tells the bartender, "Give me a drink and one for the road."
Re: Bar Joke - 02/25/19
Lame...
Re: Bar Joke - 03/03/19
My wife drowned, so I bought her a wreath in the shape of a life belt.
Well, it's what she would have wanted.
Well, it's what she would have wanted.
Re: Bar Joke - 03/14/19
This baby seal walks into a club.
Re: Bar Joke - 03/18/19
A rabbi, a priest and a lawyer walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “Say is this some kind of joke?”
The bartender says, “Say is this some kind of joke?”
Re: Bar Joke - 04/09/19
Originally Posted by cwh2
This baby seal walks into a club.
Bartender asks "What'll ya have?"
"It's a cinch I don't want a Canadian Club!"