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Campfire 'Bwana
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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he'll have.
"Pop," goes the weasel.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Campfire Outfitter
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Groan 
Ed
A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes the person who never asks is a fool forever.
The worst slaves are those that put the chains on themselves.
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Campfire Outfitter
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A termite walks into a saloon, looks around and says "where is the bar tender?"
Anyone who thinks there's two sides to everything hasn't met a M�bius strip.
Here be dragons ...
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Campfire Outfitter
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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he'll have.
"Pop," goes the weasel.
Love it!
Well we're Green and we're Gold, and we play better when it's cold. All us Cheese heads have our favorite superstar. We love Brett Favre.
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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A string wants a drink and walks up to the bar entrance. A sign clearly states "no strings allowed". So, he ties himself in a knot and fluffs up both ends.
He walks into the bar, and the bar tender looks him over and asks "are you a string?"
The string replies "nope, I'm a frayed knot".
"The greatest danger to American freedom is a government that ignores the Constitution."
Thomas Jefferson
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Campfire Savant
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Campfire Savant
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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A three legged dog walks into a saloon, looks around, and announces -
"I'm look'n for the man who shot my Paw!"
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt. Tells the bartender, "Give me a drink and one for the road."
NRA Life Patron Member Benefactor Level
USN/USMC Vietnam Vet 1969-70
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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My wife drowned, so I bought her a wreath in the shape of a life belt.
Well, it's what she would have wanted.
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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This baby seal walks into a club.
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Campfire Outfitter
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A rabbi, a priest and a lawyer walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “Say is this some kind of joke?”
I prefer classic.
Semper Fi
I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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This baby seal walks into a club. Bartender asks "What'll ya have?" "It's a cinch I don't want a Canadian Club!"
Mark Begich, Joaquin Jackson, and Heller resistance... Three huge reasons to worry about the NRA.
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