Man: Help - my wife is pregnant and for the last few hours can only speak in abbreviated words!

HH: Time to bring her to the hospital, she's going into contractions.

LOL!

Not only is that great, but it gets those damned word association threads off the top of the list!

Of course, it didn't last long.

😉

A woman calls the Health Hotline.

Woman: I have a disagreement with my husband. I say that laughter is the best medicine but my husband disagrees.

HH: No, laughter is not the best medicine, especially for erectile dysfunction.