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Man: Help - my wife is pregnant and for the last few hours can only speak in abbreviated words!
HH: Time to bring her to the hospital, she's going into contractions.
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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Ed
A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes the person who never asks is a fool forever.
The worst slaves are those that put the chains on themselves.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Not only is that great, but it gets those damned word association threads off the top of the list!
Of course, it didn't last long.
Last edited by 5sdad; 07/02/19.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Campfire Savant
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Campfire Ranger
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A woman calls the Health Hotline.
Woman: I have a disagreement with my husband. I say that laughter is the best medicine but my husband disagrees.
HH: No, laughter is not the best medicine, especially for erectile dysfunction.
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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