There are only two kinds of cows, hungry cows, and dead cows.

Nah, there are gentle cows and mean sonsabitches.

You forgot mad cows, and spooky cows...

The kind of cow that I hate the worst is the one I call a high headed cow. That's the one that when you get ready to work them, will throw her head up high and start looking for a place to go. I'm fortunate I guess, as I don't have one of those at the present time.

According to Patrick F McManus, it was Fast Mean Cows and Slow Mean Cows......

All "cows" are female...

There's a joke somewhere in that?

We've got 6 goats left in a pasture because of a goat version of this. The rest were wormed and rotated to a different pasture weeks ago. We call her the psychotic-betch.... I think I'm going to have to shoot her to ever catch the others.

Neighbor would agree.

His son fed the other morning. I went out and threw feed to the kids' calves and noticed one of the neighbor's cows laying down just across the fence. I texted him and told him he had a sick cow laying there. The neighbor has a night-job in town.

Day or 2 later the neighbor tells me one of his cows was dead in a ditch, about 15 feet from where I saw the cow hanging out a couple days ago. She's deader than the proverbial mackerel.

For me there are 2 kinds of cows:

Cows that are hands-off and do their job without any input from me

Cows that require regular attention and aren't worth having around.

Some cows require the regular attention of sic'in a pack of cowdogs on them and rubbing Cope in their eyes....