Had a young lady shove her hand down my pants at a party I threw. Her husband was in the next room looking at my .44 Redhawk. My wife was in the bathroom. Does that count?

Outdoor activities have been rather uneventful. Forgot my sling at home in PA last elk season. Bout it.

"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."