Instead of one girl tearing off her shirt when a goal is scored I think they should all tear off their shirts whenever anything significant happens. A ref throws a flag, off go the shirts. A penalty kick, off with the shirts. Ball out of bounds, off with the shirts. If two minutes have gone by and nothing has happened, off with the shirts!

When one of the two or less goals in the entire game is scored, they should all remove their shorts as well.

I’d watch it. Hell, I’d go attend a game in person.


Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!