Not sure. I haven't read a TV guide in a couple of decades and the Jehovah's Witnesses don't linger when I answer the door with Kimber The Wonder Dog going bullsh*t beside me and a snubbie riding crossdraw in my belt. Lack of faith, I suppose.
You're not answering the door reciting the Pledge of Allegiance in your Stars and Stipes boxers again, are you?
Geno
