Not sure. I haven't read a TV guide in a couple of decades and the Jehovah's Witnesses don't linger when I answer the door with Kimber The Wonder Dog going bullsh*t beside me and a snubbie riding crossdraw in my belt. Lack of faith, I suppose.
You're not answering the door reciting the Pledge of Allegiance in your Stars and Stipes boxers again, are you?
Geno
Underwear? We don't need no stinking underwear.
Something about that didn't come out right.
OOPS, my mistake. You're right, no undies necessary..
Just answer the door reciting the Pledge nekkid with the Stars and Stripes flying from YOUR pole!
That'll keep them prosletyzers away,
most everyone else too,
even friends,
except maybe the guys in the white coats!
Geno
