We have a well thought out plan here in our little CDP of a couple hundred.
Any activity is expected to occur in the city 50 miles North of us. The locals in that town have a drill down pat where they can switch off their license plate light. They will drive thru town, drawing all the cops out to the North side of town.
The first wave of small town rednecks will follow the cops out, and provide donuts and coffee free for them when they have finished writing tickets.
The succeeding waves of small town rednecks can then do God's work without being interrupted.
