Well, last weekend there was a tree in the way of the boat blind duck hunting.... they dropped the machete in 6 feet of water.... so I says... you gots plenty of shells... boom. Tree trimmed.

Oops. Wrong trimming subject.

Carolyn will find our mini boxed tree that stays decorated at some point soon enough...

We can keep Larry Root and all his idiotic blabber and user names on here, but we can't get Ralph back..... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over....