Barry's beard took all those vacations because she couldn't stand to be in the WHITE House: the very name has gnawed at her soul 24/7/365 and she is powerless to change the name of the Executive residence. Remember, Barry is only 50% bantu straight out of Africa (NO American slavery heritage, he Loves the White House), Michelle is 100% American negro (American slavery heritage and accompanying emotional baggage). Hence, her eternal bitterness....
Last edited by gonehuntin; 01/20/16.
