92-year-old Scotsman comes into the pub and orders a round for the house. Everyone is caught completely off-guard by this act of largesse, but eagerly accepts. Someone asks what prompted the gesture. 92-year-old explains that it is to celebrate his marriage to a beautiful 20-something. Seven months later, the scene repeats itself. When asked the reasons, he this time explains that it's for his new-born son. When the skew in the timeline is pointed out, he replies, "Aye, not bad, is it? Two under par and me with a whippy shaft."
