There once was a mod name of Rick
whose Savages gave him a kick.
When asked which to pick
he answered right quick,
"I can't decide on a pic!"
There was a young man in Khartoum
who went by the name of Calhoun.
He had many rifles
and none were mere trifles,
and his pics would fill up a room.
A bearded young man name of Loggah,
and of guns he was quite a collectah.
When asked for a pic
he said "Cheryl, come quick,
I need help with working the camera!"
A Michigan snowman named Saddlering,
would shoot and collect almost anything.
He went to a show
and tried to say "no",
but he ended up buying most everything.
All 99 guys are okay,
but of LBK I really must say,
when he gets in his head
to go sling some lead,
he smiles and shoulders his "K".
If I left someone out
please don't cry and pout,
I'm tired,
and the beer has run out!
