Our lad, newly married, slipped off to the pub to join his old bachelor friends for a quick pint, which turned into a piss up. The Landlord suddenly declared that he was putting up a silver tankard for the longest knob on show. Our lad won but arriving home was unable to get his key into the lock because it kept moving. Nothing daunted he knocked on the door & eventually his bride opened it. "what's that mug youv'e got there, lad" she asked. "
Well, we had a knob show at pub & I won".
"You didn't show them our thing, did you" she asked.
His reply - " just enough to win the mug".
