"I majered in Wimmen's studys and minered in Blakk studys."

"I am ENTITLED to a $200K starting saleri becauz I had a 4.25 GPA.

"I need dat monie to tak care of mi 4 chillin cuz all der daddies be in jail."

"I don have to ax nobody nuttin cuz I be so smart!"



Better have your kids study Chinese as they will need it.