Honey, I got a call from a guy went to high school with. It was great to hear from him, we sure laughed about the old times! He did mention he's fallen on hard times, and is dying of cancer with no one to care for him. I found out he's a real gun nut, and get this, Savages are his passion. What are the odds? I'm thinking I need to load up some rifles and head down to see him for a couple days, before he does anything drastic. Yeah, he's real down. Don't you think so? Yeah, it's too important to not go. I need to answer that call babe. Thanks for being understanding. Sorry about missing the wedding.
Love,
Joe
P.S. Please don't put all my stuff out on the curb while I'm gone.
