We have convened a special session of the Campfire Safari Council. Do to your recent activities, you have been found guilty of turbo suctitude in absentia.

You will be seized upon entering US Customs at Hartsfeild, and held until such time you produce further photo and commentary.

Safe travels!


"The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo