*riiiiiiing*
Priest: "Word has it that you've been givvin it up".
Woman: "Well,...for about ten years, or so. I figured you knew a long time ago. Why are you just getting around to calling now?"
Priest: "I've been busy,...OKAY?"
Ordinarily I would post a pithy 'ped priest' retort to spice the conversation up, but Father Tinkler did two tours in Vietnam with the Australian Army and is one of the very few Godly people I have ever met, and one heck of a decent fellow.
The Catholic church hierarchy sent him away to some troubled area as he was needed there...and if the locals here ever meet any of the [bleep] mick pricks that had a hand in that we will dump them in the local river.
