A young Marine entered the confessional booth in the Catholic Chapel at MCAS Mirimar.

He says to the priest: "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night, while I was downtown, I beat the livin' crap out of a couple of young Trump protesters."

The priest replies: "My son, It's important that you know this. As a Marine Corps Chaplain, I am here to hear the confession of your sins, not to discuss your community service!"

Semper Fi

“My horn is full and my pouch is stocked with ball and patch. There is a new, sharp flint in my lock and my rifle and I are ready. It is sighted true and my eyes can still aim.”
Kaywoodie